As a person who grew up where lowriders are commonplace...
Here's what needs to happen: we need to convert an AC carriage into a moving vehicle that can be considered loosely "street legal." Bonus: the auto body should not be more than three inches off the ground. Double bonus: hydraulics and switches are to be installed for maximum street cred.
Then, we get a custom paint job. Preferably something burgundy. Light metallic speckles. You feel me.
Now here's where it gets crucial: we need to get a mural airbrushed on the back fender. This is what I'm thinking: a beach scene, with waves crashing off in the distance, some nicely placed palm trees, and of course, our custom car chilling on the beach (like it's on vacation).
Thoughts?