My honest review of the houses and scarezones:
Disappointed, but not surprised.
The houses seemed to be excellently staffed, but for the most part they were viable and not actively doing anything. I don't know if it was because I was usually the /very/ first person walking in the group or what, but everyone seem to scare behind me rather than try to come for me. And at this point I'm rather used to it.
Lumberhack was performing the best of all the houses last night. They were also like the only house actively moving around and trying. But I also feel like that's almost always the case with Lumberhack, they may not actually get to scare you but they make the attempt at the very least.
I felt that Vault was much better executed in the second half of the house than the first. But, that very first room with the bell hop really doesn't make sense to me. I recognize that it's in reference to the escape room that we had (which I never did), but the room itself was just the old 13 set for the fear of waiting rooms. Which doesn't feel like a hotel, particularly when there's a covered body on a table. The vibe from the bell hop who made some attempt to at least act with us didn't match the room at all. Also that room was SUPER bright. Not dark and eerie at all. I thought the nurses did prolly the most work in the house as far as scares go. They were really moving around and working for their scares. I don't understand their stupid masks which honestly looks like they hot glued toilet paper to a plastic mask. Like I get what the park was going for, but oof just wrap their faces with gauze please.
I did also like the nostalgic things in the house as well though, I'm like the only person ever who liked Festhaus Fright Night so I liked that one of the charts in the vault had Eileen the Evil Queen's room. As well as another room being Rockin Eve. However, I have no idea who Mumbles is.
Frostbite is probably the most improved house. But we definitely went through when a good chunk of the house was on break. Either that or they were all hiding. Otherwise it's a meh house from me.
Demented Dimensions was an eh house. Again not a lot of people actively doing anything. But also I feel like they had down graded costumes in some of the rooms. The only one in the Alice in Wonderland room who was an Alice character was the Cheshire cat. The house stacked so it wasn't a great run through.
Circo was actually trying. I have never seen so many actors in that house. By Circo standards they were trying. But they really weren't doing a whole lot though. One of the clowns needed to pull up his pants tho. I could see his undies, and that was prolly the scariest thing. The house is old. It hasn't been actively updated to refresh it in any sort of way that makes sense. I'm ready for something new.
Dystopia was a mess. The first half of the house the actors.moved the second half they didn't. Pretty much the exact opposite of Vault. The issue I have though, is I don't understand the wannabe Borg? How that goes with a propaganda theme? Is there still a propaganda theme? Who knows. Also the doctor room doesn't add to this. It's like the one room in the house that's a gross out room. Why? Just why? Like that should be the room I should get scared in as I have a very deep rooted medical phobia but the actors... Stood there, while I was subjected to eye and hand surgery. Which is disgusting btw.
The scarezones were eh.
Garden of souls was rather haunting though I question their method of scaring in Italian... Considering one guy saw Buenos Aires to me, which uh... Isn't Italian and is in fact the capital of Argentina. And I would throw them a bone if they used Spanish as they would be more.likely to get away with it. Since Spanish and Italian sound a lot alike. But... Buenos Aires.
Vampire point got new costumes. But wow I never thought I'd miss their old ones. They look like Party City costumes.
Fool's Court is a joke.
Sideshow Square was under the influence of the hack pack when we arrived except for Wendy, who is always lovely. I did get to see them switch back to Sideshow Square, and that was entertaining to watch a bunch if people aggressively yell at people with chainsaws. And the people with chainsaws just start running.
Ultimately the park was very well staffed, but most of the staff didn't seem to do anything. :/ So overall I was disappointed but not surprised.
The Escape Rooms are the best though 10/10 would recommend.