So the recent chit chat in EITA got me thinking. And I have reached a conclusion.
I legitimately think Battle for Eire is terrible in every way, quite possibly the worst attraction I have had the pleasure of riding at BGW. It is an indication that BGW doesn't care about putting forth effort in the quality of these new rides anymore, just pumping out new ones.
I have a couple main points for this.
1. All "theming" in the queue is immediately ruined by the obnoxious track they play on repeat advertising their own damn park and those atmosphere-destroying televisions.
2. The pre show makes no damn sense having leprechauns, and just shows the laziness behind the scenes when they made the footage for this ride.
3. The actual ride video itself is some of the worst VR animation work I have ever seen out of a professional animation studio. I've seen far better on mobile phone VR, much less the world's most powerful consumer VR headsets.
4. The motion simulation for the ride is dialed to a minimum, where somehow they managed to make the platform barely move, but still feel jerky. EITA at least had semi-large swooping smooth movements. Granted BfE doesn't break your spine like Cork, it's just annoying.
5. The story itself is extremely lackluster. You feel no connection to anything, nor do you care about what's happening. It is actually boring to the point where I do not want to watch. I'd rather sit on a bench and admire Killarney than watch the story. Past stories in this building always made you care even a little bit. You knew what was going to happen, but it still pulled you in.
Most of it just comes down to laziness when it was being made. Sure it doesn't all come down to BGW. The studio dropped the ball hard on this one. But BGW is in charge of the motion as well as the queue, and they failed on both fronts.
Anyway rant over. I'd love if someone disagrees with me and we can discuss BfE deeper. Maybe a lot of this comes from pure disappointment. Who knows.
In case it wasn't clear, this is essentially me saying this is the worst attraction they have put in this building.