You know what makes my day special when I’m queuing or boarding a ride? Truly special?
Being efficient. Getting everyone, myself included, through the line and onto your crew’s awesome attraction without unnecessary imposition or delays. Thereby making it better for everyone.
Letting us all enjoy our day at the park without the kid on the mic unilaterally insisting we immediately address the burning social issue of “Are you ready to ride? I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO RIDE?!!”
I’m already in the vehicle, restraints checked, all ops’ thumbs are up and/or platform station buttons pressed and held. The video timer expired thirty seconds ago. It’s 97 degrees in the station. Of course I’m ready to experience the attraction I just spent considerable time waiting for. We are all ready. This isn’t a stand-up set, Caleb. Your “audience” doesn’t owe you anything. Hit the damned dispatch.
I enjoy interacting with employees, and I enjoy it when they have some freedom and like their jobs. But the median mic work in the coaster booth is sad, to the point where I’d rather see it just go away most of the time rather than being mostly annoying and very occasionally entertaining. Parks need auditions for those who want to grab the mic and go ham. If you don’t clear a very high bar, then it’s pre-recorded spiels for you and you’re strictly limited to as-needed mic work. Want the status of being mic-approved? Okay. Study up and practice. More.
As the oversight and effort to make that happen are unlikely to materialize, let’s just have the prerecorded stuff until things get a bit feisty during the hour or two before close.