I think people here are really overreacting to calling this a "joke" or "farce" of an announcement.
There's an advantage to parks not revealing everything about an attraction right in the initial reveal. That way they can justifiably get multiple earned media hits between now and the debut. (That's on top of the free promotion coaster YouTubers will give the ride with speculation vids.)
Under the strategy that it seems most commenters here are demanding, the park would probably get 3-4 stories tops out of most media outlets: The reveal with all the info and concept art, announcement of an opening date, and the actual opening, plus maybe another story if they release an official POV, which may be combined with the opening date reveal. Holding back details makes perfect sense from their standpoint -- assuming that's the actual plan.
There's an advantage to parks not revealing everything about an attraction right in the initial reveal. That way they can justifiably get multiple earned media hits between now and the debut. (That's on top of the free promotion coaster YouTubers will give the ride with speculation vids.)
Under the strategy that it seems most commenters here are demanding, the park would probably get 3-4 stories tops out of most media outlets: The reveal with all the info and concept art, announcement of an opening date, and the actual opening, plus maybe another story if they release an official POV, which may be combined with the opening date reveal. Holding back details makes perfect sense from their standpoint -- assuming that's the actual plan.