Das Festhaus
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Ok, I’ve got it…they’re doing away with shows and going to rent those ride-on animals on the stage for more revenue
The mental image of hordes of kids riding around on those lions, tigers, elephants, zebras, etc in a packed Das Festhaus as they crash into tables where people are trying to eat, bump into people carrying trays of food, cause traffic jams with the massive food lines, etc is truly incredible.
All the while a middle-aged business man in a suit stands by watching the money pour in.
Think about what every mall in America has right now:
Das Festhaus is getting an empty storefront that used to be a Victoria's Secret.
Das Festhaus is getting an empty storefront that used to be a Victoria's Secret.
VB06Hokie
Mostly wit & sarcasm, but contributes occasionally
Build-a-Bär? If I can make a stuffed Bürgermeister bear complete with lederhosen and a little hat then it's well worth it.
That's a prime spot for a Spirit Halloween the following year then
Chess King?
In all seriousness, what used to be at malls that isn't there anymore? The arcades are still there, but have morphed into Dave & Busters. Cinnabons have been closing up shop at malls, so perhaps that is it?
Hopefully it’s those coin operated massage chairs.
The California's Great America experience
I mean, at one point there used to be a lot of Members Only jackets in malls
Ok so the info I had is that pay to use kids rides were or are coming to Festhaus as if tonight I see nothing in the building that points to that so either they had bad info this time or we will see them in the near future God forbid. For the record the description was like what you use to see at malls and in front of Kmart.
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It’s just Wirbelwindchen and Eggery Deggery but with coin slots added.
