Das Festhaus
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Not really I highly doubt that the park would care on this particular case.
I'm pretty sure what @horsesboy is talking about isn't Santa. His relocation has been a topic in the CMT 2022 thread though.
VB06Hokie
Mostly wit & sarcasm, but contributes occasionally
German Eagle Outfitters is probably not going to end well....
One thrilling aspect of knowing nothing about most amusement park rumors is having the freedom to speculate wildly about what could be afoot, knowing nobody will lose their job even if one guesses correctly, which is astoundingly unlikely.
So how 'bout an indoor food court glommed onto the side of Festhaus, stealing some of the footprint of the Black Forest picnic area, open to and sharing the existing huge Festhaus seating area? Imagine the delectable and Oktoberfest-authentic options: Chick-fil-A, Sbarro, the aforementioned Panda Express, Qdoba, Cinnabon, Auntie Anne's, and Sarku Japan. Who needs Food & Wine?
In fact, at that point why force Culinary to try and compete with these proven profit machines? Gut the existing food service wing of Festhaus too, and make guaranteed bank renting stalls to Moe's Southwest Grill and Steak 'n Shake and Taco Bell and Cold Stone Creamery and Jamba Juice.
Build that new train station behind the Festhaus building for enhanced crowd delivery. Name the new stop Scheissessen.
Replace the café in the back with a Starbucks, obviously, to complement the other two new in-park locations taking over the Italy pizza market and Annie's/Grogan's spaces.
How'd I do.
So how 'bout an indoor food court glommed onto the side of Festhaus, stealing some of the footprint of the Black Forest picnic area, open to and sharing the existing huge Festhaus seating area? Imagine the delectable and Oktoberfest-authentic options: Chick-fil-A, Sbarro, the aforementioned Panda Express, Qdoba, Cinnabon, Auntie Anne's, and Sarku Japan. Who needs Food & Wine?
In fact, at that point why force Culinary to try and compete with these proven profit machines? Gut the existing food service wing of Festhaus too, and make guaranteed bank renting stalls to Moe's Southwest Grill and Steak 'n Shake and Taco Bell and Cold Stone Creamery and Jamba Juice.
Build that new train station behind the Festhaus building for enhanced crowd delivery. Name the new stop Scheissessen.
Replace the café in the back with a Starbucks, obviously, to complement the other two new in-park locations taking over the Italy pizza market and Annie's/Grogan's spaces.
How'd I do.
The sad part is with the current food quality I’d almost take anything over what the Festhaus currently serves.
