Curse of DarKastle

[Mad Ludwig]

Just want to throw this out there, but "Mad" King Ludwig was a real person. Some people don't believe me when I tell them that. I did a three-page report on him for history class. (I had to choose a political leader. There was no debate in my mind as to who to write about )

 

[Party Rocker]

I think I may have posted quite the info on that a handful of pages previously. King Ludwig is one of my favorite people in history. I had the opportunity to travel to his castle during the winter once. The walk up the hill exhausting. Loved his study though.

 

[James]

I wish they would change the story inside the ride.

They give you this great back story and then make the first half of the ride MTV Cribs, Black Forest style and then suddenly Mad Ludwig becomes a wolf and dies.

 

[Party Rocker]

I've always been wondering how they came across wolves. I was never able to make the connection. My only understanding is that you are touring his castle and his ghost comes to trap you like his party guests so long ago. The entire time your trying to escape the castle.

 

[Mad Ludwig]

Well, if you have such hunger for his secrets, prepare to have them fed to you, whatever they are ;-P

 

[Thomas]

Don't go getting aHEAD of yourself.

 

[Mushroom]

Oh, God. Not more Darkastle puns. If you have any self respect like me, I highly advise avoiding this thread for now to avoid being plagued with bad puns. If you don't, you'll simply die when you see it...

 

[MrLaptop]

You're driving me INSANE!

 

[Zimmy]

You could just laugh and throw a lavish winter festival!

 

[Ghost of Pretzel Kaiser]

Please keep all arms and legs in the vehicle at all times.

 

[Mushroom]

I know, PK, I know. I tried touching the sets once, but that rule kept nagging me in the back of my head and I thought, "They are beyond your reach!"

 

[Mad Ludwig]

If you touch them, you might freeze and explode ;-P

 

[Party Rocker]

I vote Curse of DarKastle as the most quoted theme park dark ride.

 

[Griff]

We should keep writing puns, it will be a BLAST

 

[Mad Ludwig]

Griff is right. It's time to heat things up! Mwuahahahahaha!

 

[Griff]

This joke is about to reach new heights

 

[Hoopla]

How many people are in your group?

Yeah, I'm not very good at this...

 

[Shane]

Don't make me close this thread...

 

[Mad Ludwig]

Sorry these puns are so cheesy, but isn't that the POINT?

 

[Hoopla]

I have a great pun planned. You'll simply die when you see it!