Below is what I understand of it from the many, many, many times I've heard it and I still don't know it all. The (---) is where it's a phrase I don't understand yet.
Lift 1:
*microphone*
Look! A brand new team, welcome! We've just made a bit of a discovery for ye. We found this craft washed ashore. Looks like nessie found em. We're trying to find out what's left of the crew still to report. The log says they're hidden in a cave near the edge of the loch, but she could be lurking anywhere. So I need you to keep your eyes and ears open as the beast is out there and assume she's mighty hungry.
*telegram*
Oh, wait, I've got a message here. It says here: team (name) (---) she's got huge teeth and a (---) for goodness sake!
*hangs up*
Lift 2:
You found em! All is well, you found em! Sure enough she'll be on your tail. Any sign of her? *roars* She's after ye! Go, go, go! Away with ye! *roars*
Main Brake:
Archimedes! (---) You've got quite the (bloody?) tale to tell now!
Lift 1:
*microphone*
Look! A brand new team, welcome! We've just made a bit of a discovery for ye. We found this craft washed ashore. Looks like nessie found em. We're trying to find out what's left of the crew still to report. The log says they're hidden in a cave near the edge of the loch, but she could be lurking anywhere. So I need you to keep your eyes and ears open as the beast is out there and assume she's mighty hungry.
*telegram*
Oh, wait, I've got a message here. It says here: team (name) (---) she's got huge teeth and a (---) for goodness sake!
*hangs up*
Lift 2:
You found em! All is well, you found em! Sure enough she'll be on your tail. Any sign of her? *roars* She's after ye! Go, go, go! Away with ye! *roars*
Main Brake:
Archimedes! (---) You've got quite the (bloody?) tale to tell now!
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