The drops are not, in my opinion, “nothing unique or different.” And my continued love of Nessie is not the result of being “on some nostalgia hype with it.”
Perhaps it has not occurred to you that everyone experiences every ride differently, based on body type and force preferences. It is fine that you do not enjoy LNM, but I don’t understand why you need to post multiple times, apparently venting your spleen about how awful it is. Can’t you dislike it and accept that others enjoy it, based on their unique experiences on the ride?
For me, the first drop has some special sauce that I struggle to find in many other coasters. The height, angle, something, combine to create a unique and exhilarating “stomach pull” for me in the back seat that I wish I could experience elsewhere. The loops are a fairly rare motion, as well, and something I also enjoy.
You apparently don’t come away with the same impressions, which is fine. But pages of negativity is honestly growing tedious. We all understand that you don’t like Nessie, but no one has been snarky about why you feel that way. Please don’t insult us for our opinions.
EDIT: I also meant to say that the ride does not beat the “shit out of me.” In fact I find it much less painful than many other rides with OTSRs (Dominator and Afterburn come immediately to mind).