I 1000% agree and, to be clear, if I thought a sophisticated, purpose-designed, full-circuit strata coaster was a possibly realistic replacement for Ka, we'd have a lot of agreement
@northdetective. Just broadly, in a more traditional coaster project discussion, we'd agree on a ton I'm pretty sure. If you had been 'round these parts when Flash was afoot, we'd be locked arm and arm against the blatant, continued, in-your-face, enshittification of Great Adventure.
Let me try this. If you accept just two preconditions—two preconditions which I fundamentally believe to be true—on top of the standard realities of a SFGAdv project (primarily that it has to be financially viable) do we get to the same place?
- For marketability reasons, park reputation reasons, visual identity reasons, etc, a strata should only ever be replaced by a ride in its same height class or taller
- SFGAdv without Ka is far less impressive to general audiences and, hence, replacing Ka as quickly as possible is crucial to the general public's perception of the park
Given the budget, timeline, and project restraints imposed by all the above, can you see why I'm not mad about a strata shuttle spinner?
It's fine if you disagree about the validity of either or both of those preconditions. I believe them to be true, but reasonable people can certainly disagree and I can easily steelman counters for either. I suspect though that, if you put yourself in my shoes, you probably see where I'm coming from, yeah?
Oh, and another bridge I can build here to complete the sandwich. If you had been around pre-Ka-closure, we would have agreed 1000% there too. SFGAdv's handling of the closure was obviously unconscionable, but the coaster just also shouldn't have been closed at all prior to finalizing all of the plans surrounding its replacement. Furthermore, I believe I'm on record from back then talking about how incredibly foolish, wasteful, irresponsible, stupid, close-minded, etc the demolition of Ka was.
It was abundantly obvious to me at the time that retrofitting Ka—spesifically the rumored LSM + layout extension that was briefly rumored—was just correct. I still believe that to this day. We agree that the path the park took to get to this point sucks. We agree that the origins of this project suck. I'd even agree that, in some ways, the roots of the project are already rotten and that rot
will already has damaged this project.
All that being said, Ka did close. The park did hide it. The park didn't finalize their replacement plans prior to its closure. The park did blow up the original coaster. Add those realities to "replacement realistically financially viable for current Six Flags," "it needs to be a strata," and "it needs to be built literally yesterday" and that's where my head is.
I have a myriad of criticisms for SFGAdv and Six Flags. I low-key hate these corporations. That being said, given the hand this coaster was dealt, it's hard for me to imagine a better coaster resulting than what we're currently expecting. I'm not shy about my distain for what came before, but if I had walked into a new job at Six Flags the day after Ka had been blown up and tasked with taking over the reigns, everything that has happened since is pretty much exactly what I imagine I'd be doing. That may sound like a silly scenario, but SFGAdv's new marketing chief is in that exact position basically—and given the recent and continued upheaval within Six Flags, he's almost certainly far from alone.