Um, so here goes.
I’m praying that Dippin’ Dots Guy got transferred to tram driving, cause those uniforms would look sweet (not that a bunch of seniors driving a tram need to look sexy, but it would jazz the commute up). Sadly, I fear that he wasn’t transferred. And quite frankly I just don’t get it. If I see a staffer wearing this in Germany I will subsequently rip my shirt off and search for the closest water slide, cause I will be at WCUSA, and not in a Bavarian themed hamlet. Now granted the current Oktoberfest uniforms make the staff look like a bunch of Dutch TSA Officers, they’re still a far-cry from the UNC Spirit Wear that is about to be integrated into the hamlet. On top of that, the new park-wide nametags are going to stick out on those new golf shirts. They’re red, and they’re going on a blue and white shirt. Are the ride ops supposed to address us in French as we board the Dutch waveswinger?
Now I am being VERY nit-picky, and granted I’m a seventeen year old guy with no fashion sense whatsoever, but I’m also details-oriented.
All this aside, none of this will really phase me when I see it. The thing it does do to me, however, is it scares me. In my heart of hearts, I cannot believe that these uniforms came from within that park, for one reason: Der Marktplatz. Walk around the store the next time you’re in Oktoberfest and scan over the 2011 merchandise, especially the clothing. It’s refined looking, it’s classy, and the majority of it DOESN’T look like it came from within a theme park. Something is off. I’ve just got this feeling that these didn’t come from the design department, but from the new seamstress that is Blackstone. With that being said, Potterworld comes to mind, and all of IoA, for that matter. Their costumes are perfect for their specific areas. These are just going to look severely out of place.
My last final beef with this is I fear for the ride-oriented costumes; DarKastle’s comes to mind, Celtic Fyre’s. Will they be affected?
Obviously I’m a details kinda guy. When you guys are scouring over these 2012 blueprints for ride elements and thrill factors, I’m the guy in the corner reading over the theming aspects. But that’s just me.
-Sky