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RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

I think I need to see this now if it's really what you're trying to say it is. I also think this would be the perfect time to bring back the puppets.
 
RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

Thanks for the review! Glad I didn't stick around for the show on Friday.

Anyway, you may want to reword this section of your post:

Matthew said:
The costumes during the finale are especially atrocious, there's even some transgender things mixed in with it.

While I'm pretty certain you're talking about the quality of the costumes, it reads like you're saying transgender things are atrocious. Don't want that mistake to sour people's opinion of your post.
 
RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

Matthew said:
I would discuss issues of lip-syncing, but I am above and beyond done with this show.
I thought the lead singers per song/medley were all singing live anytime their lips were seen moving. Has that changed for this year?

Or was it true in previous years, and I didn't notice?
 
RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

They lip sync all the time in many shows all over the park. (I'm looking at you Fiends, not that I ever watch you, once was more than enough)
 
RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

That is a slightly recent trend. At least they don't try to make it look real in Fiends. All but about four characters lip-sync in London Rocks this year (same number as Roll Out The Barrel). That includes the "auditions". The number of "real" singers is decreasing every year aside from Celtic Fyre.
 
RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

I think that the biggest issue with London Rocks is that it inexplicably lacks discretion. It tries very hard to be like Broadway. In a way it succeeds. The problem is, that while it might make for something mediocre on Broadway (in terms of play-write not performance), it is the very type of Broadway play that has little no place in a theme park. The content, and overall weirdness, are just not appropriate for the audience.

Olde Country, Busch, that's what makes for good reviews. It can't be that hard to come up with a good play for England of all countries.(S.N. The Union Jack doesn't make a bunch of sense now that I think about it with Scotland next door.)
 
RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

I say we have Queen Elizabeth singing Gaga's greatest hits.

Queen Elizabeth I or the current Queen, I mean. Take your pick.

Hell, have both.
 
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Fur Dozy said:
It tries very hard to be like Broadway. In a way it succeeds. The problem is, that while it might make for something mediocre on Broadway (in terms of play-write not performance)...

Not to be disagreeable however,
I have no idea what it is trying to be, perhaps spectacle, and to be fair I have not seen this year's show, nor will I for any reason. I think it may have been Scott's imperfect view of what he THOUGHT a boiled down version of what a Rock Musical looked like. That even has a ring of truth to it, from what I saw, Scott was at best, a failed director with visions of self importance and grandeur, but not an ounce of talent.

If the last two seasons are of any indication, LR is NOTHING like most Broadway shows.
Now to be fair that is a VERY large tent. Broadway runs the gamut from the very cerebral Sondheim to the brain candy of Disney to the political and challenging of Hamilton to the Tin Pan Ally tunes of Gershwin.

This may sound elitist and perhaps arrogant and perhaps it is the result of a bad day at work, so take the following with that in mind.

In my opinion, and this is just MY opinion, crap like LR do more harm than good. They create a false impression to a public that will largely never see quality or so called "important" shows. They aggrandize the spectacle and highlight the wrong things. How many times have I heard that X singer has a FABULOUS voice, when in fact she or he is of pitch, screechy, and clearly untrained. They make a public who already has a short attention span expect shows to last 25 minutes.

/end rant
 
RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

I agree 100%. London Rocks is a concept that is too much for a general audience, yet it gets dulled down beyond belief. Then, even the most seasoned "Theatre groupies" come out of the theater feeling confused.

As for the choreography- It reminds me of one of the worst theatre assignments that I have ever participated in. I was assigned to a group of five; three girls/two guys (myself included.) We were to choreograph a dance number together. In the end, someone decided to change the choreography and leave the two guys shimmying off to the sides.

The instructor spoke with me personally and asked "Did you have anything to do with that?" "No", I replied. "Good!" she said. "I didn't believe for a second that you would shimmy through almost an entire routine if you had any say-so!"

That leads us back to this year's London Rocks. The choreography mainly consists of not dancing "acting", line dancing, jumping jacks, and shimmying off to the side. The only other moves are "in and outs", and two pose strikes. I have some faith that it will improve, but I'm not holding my breath for an entire re-do. I really hope for the best because I still enjoy the music and support for the the performers.
 
RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

I saw the last show tonight and I really feel sorry for the performers. This show is an absolute trainwreck. There were sound issues, bad lip-syncing, awkward dancing and bizarre instrument use. It's a horrific story line that really just doesn't come through clearly nor should it really be in a theme park (implied thoughts of suicide as stated in a previous post). They should completely remake this show into a series of skits that mash-up original British inavsion songs with the new wave British songs of the 80s. Almost something similiar to Pitch Perfect or the variety shows of the 60s, 70s and early 80s. Get away from a story line, because its not working and hasn't worked for the previous two years. I will not see this show again, unless I read something positive on this forum.
 
RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

I saw the show Saturday afternoon and it was absolute shit. I adored the first season of the show, then was disappointed that it was plainly bad the second season, but now it's even worse. A colossal waste of time.

As Celticdog said, the blame falls in no part on the performers. They were great. It's the show itself that doesn't make sense and seems really disjointed and poorly written. I can't believe it's the same show that had people singing and laughing and dancing two years ago! Absolute rubbish.
 
RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

Saw the show Saturday afternoon. I didn't think the script could get any more confusing than last year, but it did. The performers are great, but the show is so disjointed and just horribly written. On top of that, I couldn't really hear the dialogue if there was any background music, so if the script made any sense at all, we couldn't hear it. It has a gorgeous set and great theater but the show itself just needs the ax in my opinion.
 
RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

The transition of "Help/Under Pressure"to "Strawberry Fields Forever" now ends like this.

[sung]
Ens: Let me take you down 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields

Rec:Take you away

Lucy:(trembling and alone) ..Nothing is real....

(You guys know the rest of the song. It ends and-)

(Scene ends, back curtain closes.)
[spoken]

Lucy: (outburst) No! I don't want this! (she storms off stage left)

Guy: Lucy! I'd better talk to her. (he runs after her)

That song went from getting the most applause to absolute silence. They need to fix this awkwardness. Now.
 
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RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

I have seen this show several times this year and I also think its the worse of all 3 years I would love to see the first season brought back but if you notice they dont have the cast members to do it and talk about how much more money it would cost the park to do it so no nothing much will change we are stuck with a cut rate show this year if they are not gonna make major changes to it for next year it could be time for it to go. I also miss the pre show music from last year....
 
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RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

I meant to tell you that. That explains jumping jacks, and line dancing through most numbers.She is apparently a permanent fixture in the park as of now.
 
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RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

I've often wondered if the new, (last 2 or 3 years?), much more simple choreography in the shows is the result of a purposeful change to a style which doesn't involve much rehearsal. I can't fathom any other rational reason for it.
 
RE: London Rocks! (2014 to Present)

** Slides over soapbox, takes a perch **

I hope this is not perceived as breaking forum rules with names, as they are readily available to the public as being associated with the park. These ladies did not get the recognition they deserved. Especially Ms. Isler, as she was a performer and not an executive like the others.

My opinion is that Ms. DeHart (loved by many performers as opposed to most hating Voldemort, I mean Gasparich) was responsible for the majority of well received shows, including the original version of Monster Stomp and Fiends in the Festhaus, up until her departure. That was about the time American Jukebox was replaced by the less popular country shows at the Canadian Palladium. I'm not sure if this was the beginning of Gasparich's reign. Speaking with Ms. DeHart was always pleasant and fun. Talking to Gasparich...well let's just say not so much so. Ms. DeHart never did a 180 when seeing you approach. Ms. DeHart also gave us Gabriel and Isler during her time.

Mentioning American Jukebox, some downplay that show, but it was always standing room only when we watched it. While certainly not Broadway and actually quite simplistic, it was always well choreographed and performed. The venue was just ill-conceived and Ms. DeHart did the best she could. Compare the investment & quality of American Jukebox/Monster Stomp in the Palladium to the cost and quality for The Globe/London Rocks/MSoRR. Not much of a return in investment (mostly LR's fault). Sometimes less is more.

I do know that one of Ms. DeHart's protegees, Ms. Isler, was significantly responsible for fantastic and well received work like Monster Stomp Revamped and Night Beats. Just look at Night Beats after the current choreography put her "talent" into that show. Ms. Isler also choreographed or directed TIO, Miracles and Deck the Halls during her time up until her departure (2013?). The new choreographer then made her mark on some of these shows.

Which brings us to Gasparich, and/or crony, that brought our current award winning choreographer to the park. Cue the running in a circle, hand pats down the bodies, and other moves notes by COS. SO much better that classy ballroom dancing, right? Her name is not out as much, so I refrain from posting it.

I'll also note that the old BGW teams produced award winning shows for BGW. Be it internally created or sourced out to competent creative entities. So far, the new team of "professionals" have failed at this. Remember Celtic Fyre was created out of house. My opinion on Gasparich's ill will for this show is the extremely high success of a show not his. A little disclaimer, I have seen a touch of the new choreographer in Celtic Fyre, thankfully very small so far. Look and you'll know where. She doesn't do Mix It Up nor Miracles as they are choreographed by other teams...and it shows. London Rocks 2016 speaks for itself.

All of this is my opinion for the decline in quality and simplistic nature of recent shows. Also, the current rotation of performers from New York do not have the tribal knowledge of the old choreography to pass along like days of old. Though, it's more likely the new choreographer just wants to make her mark. A Gasparich crony after all.

A little more disclaiming. I don't know, nor have met, her personally. She might be a wonderful person. Her style just doesn't work for me. We are better the new London Rocks, Night Beats, and Killarney Kommotion, in my opinion. I'm really not a trash-another-soul type of person and feel poorly writing some of this. Everyone has feelings and tries their best in some way. This single choreographer, though the subject of this rant, is not solely responsible and to blame for these issues. It has been a TEAM effort. Gasparich and one other bad cookie are gone. I will breathe better when two more, I can think of, are smoked out and removed. By some small stretch of a dream, if Mr. Lensenmayer can be lured back perchance other alumni could be wooed back. If not, there is plenty of great talent in the world, just make that reach BGW.

** Kicks soapbox away, rubs at leg cramp **

As Craig Ferguson use the say, "I look forward to your letters." (Thomas, please don't rough me up too much for grammar :) )

p.s. That last paragraph being said, Zachary and Weiner have done a good job. I have found myself humming a few of the catchy songs they've done for park shows. That reminds me, check the Entertainment forum for a link.

Oh, and for some of that public background, I present some interesting reads for those that have not seen these.

From Busch To Broadway A good history lesson for Ms. DeHart and backwards in talent flow from the way it works now.

1989 Season Opening With Barrage Of Song And Dance An interview with  entertainment manager Ms. Cuddihy before she was promoted to VP of entertainment and Ms. DeHart became entertainment manager.

DropBox - The 21st Thea Awards - A Coming of Age Story by Graeme Baker
BGW starts on page 8, but check out pages 10 and 11. Castle O'Sullivan was also an outside creation but you can see the in-park management responsible for that on page 11. You can look up Gary Goddard, or his old company Landmark Entertainment Group, to see the quality available and once used by the park. Quality talent like Jim Henson's Creature Shop for Castle O'Sullivan, The O'Shea School of Irish Dancing for Irish Thunder, and Colm O'Foglu who was also involved in the music for Celtic Fyre. Damn those public stocks, budget limits, and profit margins.

Note Gasparich's position at this time. Also there, another bad cookie who was in a much lower, and very different, position at the time. *Hint* Responsible for the fanned Festhaus seating debacle a bit back, and thankfully gone.

Sorry, really done this time.
 
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