Zimmy said:
Anyway, the goal is to see if any fun can be had on the West Coast. If my limited experience, Disney Land, Lego Land, Sand Diego Animal Park and 6 Flags Seattle, are any indication, it can not. I expect that perhaps this one place is an island of fun in a sea of misery.
Why The West Coast is Better Than The East Coast
A humble rebuttal from a humble man.
You don't like Southern California? You think the West Coast is less fun? HA. It's better out west and everyone knows it. But since you're obviously jaded by your East Coast Snobbery, I'll spell it out for you. Behold:
1. The weather. People on the East Coast say, I like having 4 seasons. Please. It's always nice in So Cal. It rarely rains (precipitation of any kind is highly overrated). And we have seasons too; they can easily be driven to. We just choose not to live in them. Let's be real about it - the weather sucks on the East Coast. It's either hot or cold, rarely pleasant, and always wet. I'm not a astrologist, but I'm pretty sure it's a scientific fact humidity makes people act like assholes. This leads me to my second point.
2. East Coasters are assholes. They drive like shit. They complain about everything, including the weather. Which, y'know, is cool. Because West Coasters are so goddamned awesome, we're indifferent toward your bad attitude. We know you're jealous. We get it.
3. There's more to do in California than anywhere else in the world (including themeparks). I'm talking quantity and quality. More to do because we're not bogged down with shitty seasons. And more to do because there's more kickass stuff to do in CA than anywhere else. The natural wonder of CA is worth the price of admission alone. Beaches, mountains, foothills, canyons and sprawling deserts - all in driving distance of each other. How's the surf in Virginia Beach? Rhetorical question. No one cares.
4. Our themeparks and attractions are the best. Magic Mountain is a roller coaster mecca. Disneyland is the blue print for all themeparks that followed. The San Diego Zoo is the biggest zoo in the world. I could go on and on... And they're all open year round.
5. Our entertainment blows yours away. Music? Not even a question. TV/Movies? Yeah, that too. Hell even the radio is better. NYC has Braodway. (yawn) That's cute. And I'll concede that food (sans Mexican cuisine), either as a consumable or as art, is typically better on the East Coast. But for everything else? It's not even a competition.
Basically, if you don't like the West Coast, the West Coast isn't the problem.