Sup. It's been a while. Prolly just gonna say this and then disappear for a while again.
Went last night, clearly knew it was going to be insane. But as I work at place where their main season is Halloween and it being my birthday, it was my one chance to at least get part of a Saturday off.
That being said I went through 4 houses, 2 shows, 1 Scarezone (Yes Scarezone, I know what I said). Which is about what I expected.
Sideshow Square: 2.5/5
I love the costumes. I love the makeup. But it being in front of Tempesto and only Tempesto is just... eh. There wasn't a ton of decoration. I know the front of Tempesto leans towards the circus theme, but you need more than a couple of boxes and some left over masks from Fear Fair to make an area.
Starfright Orchestra: 3/5
I was really excited for this to be coming back. There definitely needed to be something in that theater for HoS. It was rather nostalgic for me to watch. And it was about what I remembered. (Except the cast being... bigger.) They sang a lot of the same songs, dropped a few added new ones to replace it. Over all it was alright and it was basically what I remembered. It's not bad, but it wasn't great either.
Fiends: 4/5
My expectations for Fiends had dropped super low since 2012's version. Going into the show I always hope that it'll just be decent. And this exceeded my expectations. It's still not my favorite version, but I got quiet a few laughs from it, and I enjoyed it a lot.
Now for my nitpick, I don't like how they changed the nurses's dresses. This is again, a nitpick, but in previous years they had slits on the sides of their dresses. Which made their uniforms not bunch all up at their hips when they moved their legs a certain way. Otherwise, I really love Simplicity's new wig. It makes her stand out more.
Unearthed: 4/5
Did this house first, to try and do some of the waiting before HoS started. I had super low expectations for this house, coming off of last years experience. This house certainly wins the award of "Most Improved". I actually had a scare in there. Thanks Goatman for bleating at me, I guess? The screens still don't work. But, I guess it's scarier than giant dolls hanging from the ceiling with fans blowing on them.
I will ask, did they add a ton more hanging props?? Because I don't remember having to move so much out of my face while walking.
Cornered: 4/5
This was the second to the last house we did for the night. I had high expectations as it was my favorite house of the year last year. And even though we were stuck behind a family with a 2 year old, it still remains my favorite house. I'm so glad they moved the sheets to the very first thing you walk into. It makes the house go that much smoother. I wish they didn't have it at all, but if they kept it that's what I'd want it to be. We had quite a few scares in it. The mirrors were the favorite in my group. And despite them sending in very small groups into the house, the line still was moving constantly.
Lumberhack: 3.5/5
This was the last house we did for the night. Unfortunately, you could really tell the actors were tired by the time we went through (About 15 minutes before closing. No line for the house either, yay) Got a few scares. The sliding blade got us again. And so did the chainsaws at the very end on the ramp. I just wish i could have gone through it while the actors had more energy.
Now for the absolute worst house.
Circo Sinsitro: 0/5
This house was a giant steaming pile of shit. It was pretty. That's all it had going for it.
We'll start with the line. It's a Saturday, the second to the last weekend of HoS, the park hit capacity. I know the lines are going to be ridiculous. However, there is zero excuse for QQ to constantly have like 30-40 people being let in for every 10-15 of the regular queue. There's just none. I'm sorry, if you have to sit there and say "Well they paid for it", then you need to limit what you sell. There's just no excuse for this. Waiting for 2 hours, and then to go through the house like that. I was mad. Everyone leaving the house who waited in the regular line was mad. I'm also pretty sure several QQ people leaving the house were upset too.
Second of all, the staffing was atrocious. You can't have an understaffed house, and then send half your staff on break during the busiest part of the night, on your busiest weekend. We walked through several rooms where there was just nobody in it. We saw where people should be, but they just weren't there.
Third, The over use of "Is it real or not". One room like this, oh yeah really cool. I'm glad you did this. The last half the house, where I'm walking through 3-4 rooms of the same. thing. Not cool. I know the trick, I know what I'm looking for. The scare doesn't work. It was ridiculous.
Fourth, the first room should not exist as part of the main house. It should be a bonus room for QQ, like Skeleton Key rooms are for Cedar Fair parks. I don't even remember what they told me in the room. But it felt like that room had like half the staff of the house in it. It certainly had the most people in a single room.
Fifth, the dollhouse theme being shoehorned into the house doesn't work. I understood the connection between it and the theme for this year, but it doesn't work. Dedicate a house to the doll theme. Because it felt like this house couldn't decide if it wanted to be doll themed or circus themed.
Also, I have no idea what's on the right side of the house. Everyone leaving said to go right, we went left because going right, literally was at a stand still. And I'm not that sort of person to stand and wait. Going left would have been great... if there were actors in the room. I don't even think there was a house staff member in there.
Circo had so much potential. And it was an absolute garbage heap. I wouldn't be surprised if next year they do what they did to Unearthed this year. BG needs to stop creating new houses, and then not staffing them properly. They also need to stop with the theme of "Main New House on it's first year is god awful. But next year its basically the best house, when it no longer is the theme, and thus doesn't matter as much." We've gone through it with Root and now Unearthed, I expect Circo to do the same next year, and that really should not be the case.