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We were just kidding, Matthew
So, I'm going to try and not make this a full trip report or an in-depth examination of the houses (or MSoRR), but I'm not making any promises. Pros and Cons listed below (If a house or area has no pros or cons listed it means I didn't have strong emotions either way for that area).
PROS:
-MSoRR was the first time I've been in the Globe since LR started (no, I haven't seen LR). Loved the stage and projections. Would have given the show a B+ (except for one little thing- see below)
-Vampire Point seemed more cohesive in how they laid out the area (the shack and scare actors being close to the first fountain when coming from New France).
-Wendigo Woods theming went really in depth and is something that is also really interesting during the day to look at. The lighting was also really well done.
- WW also did a good job in casting the "look" for the male scare actors
CONS:
-MSoRR would have been a B+….if not for the rapping. I don't blame the guy who took the part entirely (the initial listing for that position did have rapping as a desired skill), but I don't see the need for it. The rap was the first verse of Monster. It didn't seem that it added anything and instead took away from the performance.
-Vampire Point can be a bit jarring going directly from the scare actors to the more campy fright feast.
-Wendigo Woods. For starters I'll say I really wanted to like this area. However, the scare actors come across as they were told to act like drill sergeants. That doesn't give me any sort of scare. A bit more on WW below.
-13 seemed more off than normal. It wasn't the staffing, but there were parts that felt unfinished and/or really neglected.
Other observations:
-I always go the first week of HOS so my comparisons from year to year are based on that. I found, for the first week, that the park was staffed better than week 1 last year.
-I was lucky that I got to Bitten at the end of my night. It must have been right after it opened back up because the line was really short.
-The eggs were gone (I think) from RoAE. I liked them last year, but I know some people didn't care for them.
-When the "Cursed" song played in Oktoberfest, I didn't see anything happen. Not sure if anyone else did.
-Based on the picture posted, yes, the pirate makeup looks awful. I'll give credit to the middle guy, though- he was doing a great job. It's a shame there isn't a clown section just for him (I'm serious) because his creepy/menacing staring was on point (which I think works better with clowns). For the blue makeup, my thought was that maybe it had a better effect at night. Other than that I have no idea.
ETA: Regarding WW- I overheard two different groups, seemingly of two different age ranges, talking about two things: 1) How they wished the Wendigo was out and moving. 2) They weren't sold on the "scares" for WW