Pretzel Kaiser said:
I get the "It's a water ride, you should expect to get wet." argument. However, there's a difference with a ride where you get wet as part of the ride and you have some control over how wet you can get and a ride where they add extra stuff many years after where you're going to get drenched. Pompeii has a great show building that frankly is too good for a water ride, and it was possible to ride before with minimal dampness, but those blasters have denied me that building. :\
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THIS!! It really touched me. I could feel the torment and sorrow coming from these words as I read them. You guys are right. I feel bad for you all. So, if you meet three or more of the following requirements I would like to offer you an olive branch and hopefully put this issue to rest:
- You don't want to get wet/soaked on a water ride (a little splash is OK)
- You don't want to get a poncho to keep you from getting wet
- You don't want to pay to use the Family Dryer
- You don't want to walk around wet afterwards
- You don't want to change clothes and/or shoes
- You don't want to wear sandals
- You want to ride because you like boats & going downhill fast
- You want to ride because you really like the show inside the building
If you feel as though you are missing out because of the water gun issue, I would like to offer my services to stand guard at the water gun stations and keep them clear of any and all would-be-soakers to you riders. I will set a day and time when I will be available in the park to watch your backs. It will usually be on Friday evenings between 5pm to close, or Sundays 11am to 5pm. Occasionally I may be available on a Saturday. Requests for times will be considered, but no PM's. That's just weird; plus I want to keep the times I will stand guard public. Will be on the lookout especially for Nora & Pandora. Apparently they are snipers with those blasters. But if they team up on me and one of them starts tickling...well, there's only so much I can do.
I figure a 30 minute window should be sufficient. I could be tempted to hang around longer in exchange for a pretzel-wrapped sausage dog from Germany.
P.S. I mean this in all sincerity. Zachary, Mr. Pretzel, etc.