The failure to accurately predict and prepare for the crowd levels last night were not the only problems.
We parked at our usual 1:30 arrival time, expecting rope drop to be half and hour before the official opening. From a distance it appeared as of they hadn't even opened the regular parking lots yet. Regardless, we got to the turnstiles, and discovered that the gates were still closed. At 1:45 there was a solid mob of people behind us, and I was unable to see the back of the line. By 1:50 there were park employees getting ready to let us in. The woman at our turnstile was learning how to use the ticket scanner and how to process guests. They did not let us into the park until 2pm. I have no idea how long it took them to get that massive crowd through the gates, especially since they only had four lanes open.
But that was not the only new innovation. We quickly discovered that only Banbury and Heatherdowns were open until 2:30, when they gave us access to Festa. Naturally, we couldn't get into San Marco until 2:45, and more importantly into the rest of the park until 3pm.
So, I sat at Festa Station waiting for what the announcer called "the Blue Train," so we could get InvadR pictures with nothing better to do than listen to the music lyrics. I kinda wished I hadn't. I always vaguely knew that Baby, Its Cold Outside was a date rape song, but I didn't realize how explicit it was until yesterday. I really can't fathom why BGW thinks it is an appropriate tune for... well anything actually:
I really can't stay (but baby, it's cold outside)
I've got to go away (but baby, it's cold outside)
This evening has been (been hoping that you'd drop in)
So very nice (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)
My mother will start to worry (beautiful what's your hurry?)
My father will be pacing the floor (listen to the fireplace roar)
So really I'd better scurry (beautiful please don't hurry)
But maybe just a half a drink more (put some records on while I pour)
The neighbors might think (baby, it's bad out there)
Say what's in this drink? (no cabs to be had out there)
I wish I knew how (your eyes are like starlight now)
To break this spell (i'll take your hat, your hair looks swell)
I ought to say, no, no, no sir (mind if I move in closer?)
At least I'm gonna say that I tried (what's the sense in hurtin' my pride?)
I really can't stay (oh baby don't hold out)
But baby, it's cold outside
I simply must go (but baby, it's cold outside)
The answer is no (but baby, it's cold outside)
Your welcome has been (how lucky that you dropped in)
So nice and warm (look out the window at this dawn)
My sister will be suspicious (gosh your lips look delicious)
My brother will be there at the door (waves upon the tropical shore)
My maiden aunts mind is vicious (gosh your lips are delicious)
But maybe just a cigarette more (never such a blizzard before)
I've gotta get home(but baby, you'd freeze out there)
Say lend me a coat(it's up to your knees out there)
You've really been grand (I thrill when you touch my hand)
But don't you see? (how can you do this thing to me?)
There's bound to be talk tomorrow (think of my lifelong sorrow)
At least there will be plenty implied (if you got pnuemonia and died)
I really can't stay (get over that old out)
Baby, it's cold
Baby, it's cold outside