Blue Ridge Tollway

[horsesboy]

With your daily KD traffic report. There appears to be an accident and traffic is at a standstill on the Blue Ridge Tollway

 

[Mushroom]

I once drove my Blue Ridge Tollway car off the track like that when I was a teenager. My friends and I were convinced it was impossible to jump the guardrail. Turns out, if you jerk the wheel into the sharp turns hard enough and try enough times, it is possible.

It was scarier than I expected because, as we forgot to consider, the cars don’t have brakes. So I barreled straight into a tree. Don’t recommend.

Good times though.

 

[horsesboy]

I once drove my Blue Ridge Tollway car off the track like that when I was a teenager. My friends and I were convinced it was impossible to jump the guardrail. Turns out, if you jerk the wheel into the sharp turns hard enough and try enough times, it is possible.

It was scarier than I expected because, as we forgot to consider, the cars don’t have brakes. So I barreled straight into a tree. Don’t recommend.

Good times though.

I guess this explains your high var insurance bill.