Matthew said:
My main gripe with KD food isn't necessarily the food itself as it is everything you have to go through at a restaurant to get food. The portion sizes are mediocre to decent at best, especially considering the price, the portion size is not acceptable IMO.
I believe the high price-to-portion ratio comes from Cedar Fair's marketing technique. In contrast to SeaWorld parks like Busch Gardens, where you pay a high gate price and slightly lower meal price, at Kings Dominion and its sister parks, you pay a much lower gate price and balance the cost with heftier meal charges.
For example, we can compare BGW and KD's season pass price. A full-season platinum membership (BGW and WCUSA) is nearly directly comparable to a gold pass (KD and Soak City). BGW's pass costs exactly twice as much as KD's pass; the former is paid off in 12 payments of $18, the latter is paid for in 6 payments of $18.
Now, most of BGW's one-person meals hover around the $9-$10 dollar point, although this can go up or down based on the size of the dish. At KD, most meals are $15-16. Remember that KD meals include drinks, while BGW does not. Based on a friend's recent experience at Hungry Hippo, requesting the meal without a drink shaves off $3.
So now, portion size notwithstanding, a KD meal costs about $12-$13 versus BGW's $9-$10. Of course, this leaves the final variable: portion size.
Portions vary a lot between meals at both parks, making the comparison difficult. Some comparisons are simple: a burger with fries at Squire's Grille costs $9, versus a burger with fries at Juke Box Diner for $12. Likewise, a 1/4 chicken platter with green beans and a roll at Trapper's Smokehouse costs about $10 while a 1/4 chicken at Country Kitchen, with two smaller sides and a roll costs $12.
Some of KD's portions are scrawny compared to BGW- see the $12 two-slice pizza meal. Others, however, contend with BGW's larger (and pricier) meals like some of the Festhaus signatures- such as the large taco or quesadilla meals with unlimited fixin's, chips, and salsa at Border Cafe.
A KD gold pass costs $108 less than a BGW platinum pass. Let's assume the average price difference between a KD meal and a BGW meal is $4. This means you would have to eat a meal at Kings Dominion
27 times per season for the extra meal cost to break even with the lower gate price. I would bet that few guests reach that number.
If you wanted to go to extremes and argue that a KD meal is only half the size of a BGW meal (which is an absurd and false argument that I'm only supplying to be hypothetical), you'd still need to eat at Kings Dominion 13 times to break even. Even with this absurd mathematical disadvantage shoved onto Kings Dominion's meals, they still come on top.
So contrary to what meets the eye, Kings Dominion provides the better deal.
Now, food quality? That's up for debate. But it's hard to settle that one with math.