Project 2015: Tempesto

[Bring Back Questor 87]

Where did you find that concept art? That's the Busch I remember :'(

 

[Zachary]

First off, a new Tempesto update is now live, here! Enjoy!​

Secondly, I'm embedding these tweets to document the constant abuse I put up with. ​

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[Applesauce]

I feel like that construction isn't all that safe, considering how close to Apollo's footers it is. > n>

 

[Luke]

Secondly, I'm embedding these tweets to document the constant abuse I put up with.

You know what you can do...

 

[Zachary]

Go %&#k myself?

 

[Nicole]

Connor: Zachary used the word too!

 

[Zachary]

Nope, I said %&#k. That's clearly entirely different.

 

[Applesauce]

Technically Nicole didn't say it either, she said 'Foxtrot' which is perfectly acceptable.

 

[Jrbgwfan06]

You seem so happy in that Construction update Zachary. Where is that bashing spirit that I used to love about you?

 

[Zachary]

Meh. The fact that I think the Temporary Pasta Coaster is a craptastic addition has been beat to death. Honestly, I wasn't happy, just bored. I couldn't care less about this thing. These updates are for you people so I hope you all enjoy them. I don't give a flying fuck about Tempasta.

 

[Applesauce]

-gasps and clutches pearls- He said the word!!!

 

[Jonquil]

/me goes to Party City to buy artificial pearls to clutch

 

[Luke]

He said FUCK

 

[Jonquil]

Zachary has just become fuckin' metal!

 

[Applesauce]

You know.... I don't think we have fake pearls. We have those bead necklaces though.

 

[Jonquil]

^ Sold!

 

[Jrbgwfan06]

I have no excitement inside me for this flat ride.

 

[b.mac]

Yay Zach hopped on my boat, although to be fair I only care about the capacity of this thing. He just gives zero fucks about it.

 

[Jonquil]

I don't give a flying fuck about Tempasta.

From the way they've treated it, I don't think Busch Gardens does either.

...

Dude! If they had called this coaster ride "The Flying Fuck", I'd be all for it!

 

[MAZ]

Please use it properly.