It’ll go along great with the Apple Zapple.The following is purely satirical:
Ladies and gents, I present to you:
i305, presented by Apple. The very first iRollercoaster!*
*must have valid Apple product to ride. If you do not have an Apple product, you may purchase a ride on i305 for $89.99. Rerides may be purchased for an additional $19.99. Upgrade to an all day ride wristband for i305 for only $39.99 extra.