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I feel like you’re misrepresenting what it means to be an enthusiast and someone who cares about the park. I love BGW and I’ll continue to visit the park through the thick and the thin. That doesn’t mean I have to be thrilled with every decision they make.

I certainly don’t plan on boycotting BGW because the Christmas Tree Trail falls short of expectations. On the contrary, I think taking those criticisms to the enthusiast community is the perfect outlet for those concerns.

It’s the same with Kings Dominion’s rumored 2021 wing coaster. I’m sure the ride would make the park money hand over fist, but I also get that it’s fair for enthusiasts to be disappointed by its smaller size.

IMO, as enthusiasts many of us care about the art of theme parks, not just the business.


Oh I agree, I will also visit the park, and continue to do so. Enthusiast, I may not be, but I try and take extra time through a certain part of the park each visit to bask in detail work.
Quite often times I'm not thrilled with decisions. However, I'm not privy to those decisions. So I must accept them, thick or thin.

By no means am I boycotting what they do. They have a niche in a local that they can exploit. Means good business. I spend my money and enjoy what they do (oorah). Sure, taking a criticism to enthusiast community gives an outlet, even perhaps the illusion of a voice. Maybe even a collective of the community rallies behind an improvement, but in my humble opinion, that's as far as it goes. Unless I see a BoD member come outright and say "I wanna know what you think!" I think it stays here. (Someone please prove me wrong.)

I would love to see some of the improvements some of this community have suggested. There are bright and talented people in here!

There is a way to make artistic ability and financials work together. A certain non-profit children's museum I worked for did that very thing and won a national medal. The question is, does BGW want to do that? Do they want to blend artistry with innovation and finances? If so, fantastic. Let's immerse ourselves in the 4 levels of details. If not, then I see not much changing than a few rides here and there and no new improvements to specials events such as CT.

And my apologies, didn't mean to blow up this thread, been a lurker for awhile, but seemed so negative. Appreciate what we got this year. Hopefully next year CT will be better.
 
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This is the problem today across the country, people expect to get away with sub par work and get a pass on everything.
Not “today across the country.”

Rather: most times, and most places, over the entire adequately recorded history of human civilization. It respects few temporal or geographic bounds.

I’ll assume the definite article in “the problem” is just a colloquial convenience, as we have many more than one problem today. Ironically self-unaware rhetorical oversimplification of complex social phenomena in search of easy diagnoses is another contemporary problem one could mention.

Personally, I think the best resolution for our nation’s biggest modern problems is to endlessly complain about a theme park’s holiday event. That would boldly show where our time priorities truly lie. If only we had a tireless champion to lead the charge.
 
I needed a baseline to reference from. So I ran @Zachary's last BGW article through the first readability calculator that popped up on Google:

Flesch Reading Ease score: 54.3 (text scale)
Flesch Reading Ease scored your text: fairly difficult to read.
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Gunning Fog: 12.8 (text scale)
Gunning Fog scored your text: hard to read.
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Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 11.1
Grade level: Eleventh Grade.
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The Coleman-Liau Index: 11
Grade level: Eleventh Grade
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The SMOG Index: 9.4
Grade level: Ninth Grade
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Automated Readability Index: 12.2
Grade level: 17-18 yrs. old (Twelfth graders)
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Linsear Write Formula : 13.4
Grade level: College.
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I needed a baseline to reference from. So I ran @Zachary's last BGW article through the first readability calculator that popped up on Google:

Flesch Reading Ease score: 54.3 (text scale)
Flesch Reading Ease scored your text: fairly difficult to read.
[ f ] | [ a ] | [ r ]


Gunning Fog: 12.8 (text scale)
Gunning Fog scored your text: hard to read.
[ f ] | [ a ] | [ r ]


Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 11.1
Grade level: Eleventh Grade.
[ f ] | [ a ] | [ r ]


The Coleman-Liau Index: 11
Grade level: Eleventh Grade
[ f ] | [ a ] | [ r ]


The SMOG Index: 9.4
Grade level: Ninth Grade
[ f ] | [ a ] | [ r ]


Automated Readability Index: 12.2
Grade level: 17-18 yrs. old (Twelfth graders)
[ f ] | [ a ] | [ r ]


Linsear Write Formula : 13.4
Grade level: College.
[ f ] | [ a ] | [ r ]

Well we all know how few people actually read my articles for anything other than the photos...

Edit: Fixed. ?
 
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Gonna be there Friday. I live 20 mins away so I generally know exactly what to do, but I'll be there with a bunch of cousins and family members who will have one day passes. When should we get there so we have plenty of time?
Park opens at noon.

I would (and am planning to, actually) get there as close to noon as possible. Get there earlier than you need to in order to do everything you like, and you can spend some extra time relaxing, or going on a few extra rides. Get there later than you need to do what you'll like, and you'll have to skip things.

It's going to be crowded in the evening, and weather looks really nice that day (unlike the rest of the weekend). It'll be fun!
 
Park opens at noon.

I would (and am planning to, actually) get there as close to noon as possible. Get there earlier than you need to in order to do everything you like, and you can spend some extra time relaxing, or going on a few extra rides. Get there later than you need to do what you'll like, and you'll have to skip things.

It's going to be crowded in the evening, and weather looks really nice that day (unlike the rest of the weekend). It'll be fun!
Thank you! I'll let my aunt and uncles know.
 
For whatever it's worth, I ran @halfabee's post through a few readability calculators and it scores somewhere between a 9th and 11th grade reading level. That range seems perfectly reasonable for ParkFans content to me.
Given much of the content here you are being to generous.
 
If only the forum’s spelling level were up to its reading level...
 
If only the forum’s spelling level were up to its reading level...

Hey hey hey. I haz vry guud spelng.

Actually an interesting study showed (and I'll pull this back around to CT somehow) that 90% of literate people can infer a word as long as the first letter and last letter are right, regardless of the order of the letters between (given they are the right letters).
The rules for this are:
1. The words need to be relatively short.
2. Function words (be, the, a and other words that provide grammatical structure) can’t be messed up, otherwise the reader struggles.
3. Switching (or transposing) the letters makes a big difference. Letters beside each other in a word can be switched without much difficulty for the reader to understand. When letters farther apart are switched, it’s harder. Take porbelm vs. pelborm (for “problem”).
4. We understand scrambled words better when their sounds are preserved: toattl vs. talot (for “total”).
5. Here’s a big one: the passage is readable because it’s predictable (especially because we’ve seen it so many times)!

Ok so somehow getting this back to CT:
I was there the other day, and someone was making a comment on a sign and how there was so little information on this, and it's because they need to make the passage readable based on predictability (aha, rule #5). I can't remember where the sign was (I think it was for DK's Santa chance), but the sign got across the broad strokes, in that if you read the 1st line, you could easily put together the remainder.

A few other personal CT notes:
I feel like even though there is "more" to do there becomes "less" to do. When I first moved to the area, I feel like there were plenty of things to do as an adult, but as time passes this becomes more and more youth oriented. Some of the area's are starting to feel 'cliche' in the design. I love the 'light-o-rama' to music that they do outside Festhaus, but (and this is my $0.02) I think using EfP could give you a show that is MUCH more spectacular. The flows seem much more chaotic now as opposed to even three years ago. I like food options being pared down. I feel like shopping options have been sub-par this year, and that's really bothering me. I've always used some early visits to CT as a way to shop for extremely unique gifts that are one of a kind. I haven't found anything great this year.
 
At the risk of violating my own rules, I will post this here for the many members who never venture outside of the BGW sub-forum. Especially if you are looking for new shopping and dining options, but also if you just want to see different light displays, I really recommend visiting Winterfest at KD. I love both events (I like Holiday in the Park too, incidentally), and variety is nice.

Please, please, please don’t turn this thread into a discussion about Winterfest or KD.
 
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Wow. Wall to wall people! At 7pm we decided to bail out (got there a little after 12).

We had fun, and knew going in it would be packed. But if anyone was there for just the one day, it would not have been a very good experience.
 
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