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@warfelg. /s... I guess.
In all seriousness though, this menu is 100% plain offerings. The theoretical existence of one or two things that aren't plain has no impact on the wide selection of things that very much are.
Oh, and guess what, an actually interesting option at the top of the menu
would expand the restaurant's audience! With the current menu, you'll never find me at Squires. If they had an interesting, unique, good, themed flagship offering—guess what—I'd go from time to time. As long as there's something for people like me at Squires, I don't care if the rest of the menu is basic, overpriced trash.
I am
POSITIVE I am not alone in this too—because I've gone to the park for decades with tons of people who would never
fathom eating a plain fucking cheeseburger at BGW—let alone paying BGW prices for that privilege. I accept that plenty of people do exist who will gravitate towards these options if they're offered the ability and that's fine, whatever, make your money BGW. I just also expect themed offerings alongside those overpriced, bad McDonalds-style dishes.