What's on your HOS tomb stone?

[Nicole]

I wasn't sure if I should put this under Forum Games or BGW Special Events.

Anyway, since BGW apparently put out a challenge to guests to have a tomb stone made for them at HOS, SV and I thought it might be fun to get the real park fans to come up with some of their own. (Or maybe tomb stones for dearly departed attractions?)

Anyway, I'd start the ball rolling, but I am much better at writing memoranda than limericks. So, I'd love it is someone else took a stab at this first?

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"

 

[SukaVayne]

Thanks NIC yeah let's have fun and write our HOS tombstone. And they should of tombstones of past shows,rides,attractions, I know CEDAR POINT had grave yard markers with their past attractions. They could even put the tombstone for past attractions, shows, rides either in a big graveyard or put it where the attraction was.

I'm thinking of one for me and Nic, or if anyone that doesn't have twitter, post your #HOStombstone and I will submit it for you if you like.

So now to have a great tombstone, guess pick at my brain, and work my fingers to the bone. As I slip upon all this glitter today,so even in death at BGW my ghost still comes here to play.

 

[Owls R A Hoot]

"Here lies the Wolf that was so big and bad.
Remembering this great ride can at times leave us sad.
We loved your rides at the speed of fright.
If you listen closely you can still hear the howls at night."

 

[SukaVayne]

"Here lies the Wolf that was so big and bad.
Remembering this great ride can at times leave us sad.
We loved your rides at the speed of fright.
If you listen closely you can still hear the howls at night."

I love it Owls R A Hoot! Very nice that would be awesome on a big grave marker with the BBW 's logo. Well done

 

[SukaVayne]

Here rest Suka Vayne
Danced on Demon Street in the rain
The demon bar divas helped ease his pain
As chainsaws chased him around insane
He fell in the storm drain
And now he rests quietly here by the train

Ehhhh need a brain farht, for better one

 

[SukaVayne]

Here rest the show IMAGINIQUE
Which was brilliant and unique
Now only on YouTube
Can you catch a peek

 

[Hoopla]

Here lies the Old Busch Gardens,
Will we ever give you our pardons?
Talent and theme was the focus,
Until management began to joke us!

 

[SukaVayne]

Here lies the Old Busch Gardens,
Will we ever give you our pardons?
Talent and theme was the focus,
Until management began to joke us!

Very nice HOOPLA, We could make shirts to wear with that one

 

[Nora]

Not that I would ever get chosen from the park- but I gave it a shot. I'm sure it was a stretch for you guys to think I would put myself in the mix with the BBW.. besides- nothing rhymes with Wolf. That and little red riding hood in the original tales was swallowed whole by the Wolf ... thought it was fitting.

Nora Marien
got engulfed
at Busch Gardens
By the Big Bad Wolf.
1984-2009

 

[Nicole]

OK, too many lines, it seems to scan properly, right?

Here lies Drachen
Known for his fire
Sad to say
But I don't really miss him
He caused me nought but ire

 

[chickenking]

@BuschGardensVA #HOStombstone

THE KING OF CHICKENS
DROWNED IN GLITTER
DIDN'T SEE IT COMING
HE WAS PLAYING ON TWITTER

 

[redsoxfan787]

Here lies the bones of Jack
Many people thought he was wack
He still appears at Howl-O-Scream
As a tasty pumpkin pie

Ehh.... My rough draft! I didn't give this much thought.

 

[min_roadkill]

Under this stone a BGW Fan lay
he griped and he moaned till the end of his day
on the night of his death he babbled of glitter
like Elvis he died while stuck on the the shitter

 

[Jake98769]

Jack Jack what a lad,
Jack Jack was killarney's big bad.
While crossing the tracks,
He looked back.
A train came, and that was that.
Way too sad Jack won't come back.

 

[Kitty]

Here lies the bones of Jack
Many people thought he was wack
He still appears at Howl-O-Scream
As a tasty pumpkin pie

Ehh.... My rough draft! I didn't give this much thought.

This one is actually really cute! Just need to get the last two lines to rhyme. Yum pumpkin pie!

 

[chickenking]

Here lies the bones of Jack
Many people thought he was wack
He still appears at Howl-O-Scream
As a tasty pumpkin pie

Ehh.... My rough draft! I didn't give this much thought.

This one is actually really cute! Just need to get the last two lines to rhyme. Yum pumpkin pie!

...as a slice on the dessert rack.

You can have that one.

 

[Kitty]

Yes!! If only I had a Twitter...=P

 

[redsoxfan787]

Here lies the bones of Jack
Many people thought he was wack
He still appears at Howl-O-Scream
As a tasty pumpkin pie

Ehh.... My rough draft! I didn't give this much thought.

This one is actually really cute! Just need to get the last two lines to rhyme. Yum pumpkin pie!

...as a slice on the dessert rack.

You can have that one.

Why thank you very much sir

 

[SukaVayne]

Here rots Europe In The Air
It closed down out of no where
Signage read it was preparing for scares
Even on maps it's no longer there
So can we get a replacement only to be fair

 

[Mushroom]

Here lies the bones of Jack
Many people thought he was wack
He still appears at Howl-O-Scream
As a tasty pumpkin pie

Ehh.... My rough draft! I didn't give this much thought.

This one is actually really cute! Just need to get the last two lines to rhyme. Yum pumpkin pie!

He still appears at Howl-o-Scream
As a pumpkin pie with whipped cream?

Just my suggestion! EDIT: Didn't see CK's suggestion. Oops!

Anyway, here is mine:
Here lies dear J0E 1.
All he wanted was to have fun.
He saw a few shows,
Spied an evil eye in a rose,
And away on the train he goes.

Eh... And here is one more:

Here lies the Entertainment Department of old,
Performers with talent and passions of gold,
But it just didn't SHINE,
So it fell next in line,
To Scott's glittery ax--behold!