Verbolten Makes Local News for Literally Nothing

[Sky]

Slow news night.

I'm guessing a deer tripped a sensor, so, naturally WVEC is claiming the end of days is imminent. Kevin Crossett does not get paid enough for this.

WVEC Wall to Wall Coverage of the Evacuation

Feel free to move this. I don't know if this warrants News, Attractions, or Everything Else.

 

[Thomas]

That happens... All the time.

 

[Nicole]

Shocking. Unbelievable. I don't think I can ever ride Bolt again...

 

[wombat96]

I heard the parks maintenance team thought they weren't connecting with the viewers of the news by seeing an Apollo evac on the news every summer, so they decided to jazz it up this year by evacuating Verbolten.