The Onion Reports on Theme Parks

[Pretzel Kaiser]

Since we see a not small amount of Onion news about parks, I figured a thread for them all as they come will be helpful.


Nation's Gratuitous Sexual Couples announce plan to wait in line at Six Flags.

 

[Merboy]

RE: Onion Theme Park related news.

Omg lol. Those couples make everyone feel SO uncomfortable. I'm glad they're all congregating at Six Flags. It's nice to be among one's own kind.