2015 Star Spangled Nights

[Jrbgwfan06]

There's no way Scott is letting this absolutely scottacular, and sparkly event fall to budget issues, and save the park money they so desperately need. Soooooo....

What will be the same? What will be removed?

 

[Luke]

Memories from 2014...
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[James]

I hope it dies.

 

[Jrbgwfan06]

James, just go to The Victory Canteen[sup]TM[/sup], and then you'll enjoy the event no problem.

 

[Mushroom]

James clearly missed the minutes from the last BGW executive board meeting:

Carl: So, what shall we do this summer to make more money?

Scott: I don't know... it's got to be something that sparkles!

Carl: Any ideas, anyone?

Random Exec: What if we leave the park the way it is and let our guests enjoy its natural beauty?

. . .

* The room is suddenly filled with a long silence as Carl and Scott slowly turn and stare in disbelief at the newbie *

. . .

Random Exec: What?

Scott: Get out. Now.

* Carl and Scott seize our random exec friend and shove him out of the room, warning him to never show his face at the park again and demanding him to apologize for his demonic ideas *

. . .

Scott: What if we just theme another one of our beautifully designed European villages to commercial America? I'm sure there are some Howl-O-Scream props we could use.

Carl: That's brilliant!

 

[John]

Ah, nothing like cheap plywood spray painted in red white and blue to draw guests to the world's most beautiful theme park!

 

[Jrbgwfan06]

Plus the park's version of The Statue of Liberty was a progressivist movement. She's a representation of the recent obesity crisis that is America.

 

[Mushroom]

Don't worry, Matthew. Busch Gardens is a national leader in the fight against obesity; just look at the nutritious hot dogs served next door at Victory Canteen!

 

[James]

James, just go to The Victory Canteen[sup]TM[/sup], and then you'll enjoy the event no problem.

Come back to me when the park gets a liquor license.

 

[Zimmy]

What it needs are more Bars... They should extend the event into Germany!

 

[CastleOSullivan]

 They should extend the event into Germany!

Nein! I avoided "San 'Merica" like the plague all Summer. If it so much as touches my Schönes Land(beautiful country) I would have to avoid the park all together.

Seriously though, I love America and all, but they only did this event to say they did something. It wasn't even half baked. It doesn't fit in the park.

I want them to save up money for Howl-O-Scream. We cannot afford another bad Howl-O-Scream season. Even if they just take the houses verbatim from BGT, that would make me seriously happy. At this point, SeaWorld San Antonio makes BGW look bad.

 

[Zimmy]

^ Germany and France then!

 

[ce23693]

Looking at the pictures of the Statue of Liberty, only thing I can think of is the cheesy roadside dancers dressed as the Statute of Liberty or Uncle Sam that Liberty Tax Services uses for their advertising.

 

[Jrbgwfan06]

Looking at the pictures of the Statue of Liberty, only thing I can think of is the cheesy roadside dancers dressed as the Statute of Liberty or Uncle Sam that Liberty Tax Services uses for their advertising.

I think this is a basic synopsis of the thoughts the event provokes in everybody.

 

[Party Rocker]

Not to break any hearts, but doesn't seem like there will be a "summer time" event for 2015.

 

[Applesauce]

Oh no... How ever will we live with out a summer event??

 

[Thomas]

 

[Mushroom]

The park is probably going to go broke now without any event to rake in the cash this summer.

 

[Applesauce]

I don't think It raked in any cash this past summer. I didn't really hear of anyone going out of their way to attend SSN.

 

[Jrbgwfan06]

Nobody buying those watermelon martinis or $5 pieces of bacon! How will they survive?!