Martyr...that got me thinking...Our lord Chris sent his only son, Zachary, out into the world to spread the word of love, hope and Old Country. He was preparing to spread the words spoken by Lum and Satan...uuuh, yeah, Satan, when he was betrayed by his own drink vendor and was sentenced to die by Entwinedifiction(watching Entwined until death, it's quicker than you think), thus sacrificing himself for our sins(like seeing KK more than once). So now, on the Saturday before Howl-O-Scream, we celebrate Swifty Saturday, where the Swifty Turtle hides lanyard pins all over the park for children to find...I sense I've gone to far...