New Park App Launched
- Thread starter Ryan Carter
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The fact that Wirbelwindchen is on the NEW map in the app LITERALLY YEARS after it was removed from the park is really something special. It's like absolutely no one with any power in the park at this point knows anything. Truly stunning.
It’s not just bad. It’s impressively bad.
Exceptionally and intentionally awful in every way.
…And this will frighten children.
Exceptionally and intentionally awful in every way.
…And this will frighten children.
Someone was (presumably) PAID MONEY to make this. I can’t understand.
I feel really bad for the one dude with a background in cs that singlehandely had to make that map only for it to be that bad. I seriously bet one of the appfolks did that and was way out of their league
Yeah the map is laughable, But can we talk about the fact that it won't even let you view future park hours...
I'm making a big thread 'o embarrassing map things here:
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I love this place. Their incompetence never ceases to amaze me. They somehow managed to make me miss the old app. Stunning work guys.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if neither of the parks had any real hand in this and this was purely done by corporate. At the end of the day this isn't a BGW app, it's an overall Busch Gardens app built by SEAS, so I wouldn't be shocked if the parks themselves had no real creative control over it.
THIS!
The SeaWorld maps look just as bad. I hate how they have the animals placed at their respective attractions in each park!
This is...........literally like using MS Paint to insert images. This is objectively terrible.
They put the essentially defunct Shenanigans Theater on the map, but left out Wolf Valley and don't label the Aviary.
And Tempesto is running backwards now. I would be up for that ride.
And Tempesto is running backwards now. I would be up for that ride.