I’m honestly just glad they have more merch for the rides. After my visit to Kings Island and Cedar Point last summer, it made me see how much KDs merch was lacking. I mean it’s likely related to people not buying merch. The fact in Virginia I feel like if you say “Kings Dominion” people instantly bring up their BGW preference a lot of the time doesn’t help.
- KD Produces Shitty Ride Merch
- Park Fans Don't Buy Shitty Ride Merch
- KD Stops Producing Any Ride Merch
- Park Fans "We want ride merch!"
- Repeat
Tumbili had some
okay merch, but I don't know that people
want Tumbili merch. Timbers had some great merch and I feel like I've seen a good handful of it around over the years. Most everything else KD sells though is poorly designed, generic crap.
Every single other Cedar Fair park I've ever visited has had dramatically better merch–even Dorney has way better merch than KD. I don't understand why everyone else gets Made To Thrill collabs, custom plush toys, great, original, ride and park specific tshirt designs, etc, etc while KD continues to have just a sea of crap. As someone who
wants to give KD money in exchange for good, well-designed stuff, I find it endlessly frustrating.
APPLE ZAPPLE AND REPTILIAN MERCH, WHEN?! JUST TAKE THE LOGO IMAGE FILE AND DRAG IT INTO THE MIDDLE OF A SOLID, APPROPRIATELY COLORED TSHIRT IN THE LITTLE DESIGNER THING. DO NOT MAKE IT TIE-DYE, DO NOT ARTIFICIALLY AGE IT, DO NOT LET THE MERCH PERSON GOOGLE ROYALTY FREE APPLE OR CROCODILE IMAGES TO PLACE BEHIND THE LOGO IMAGE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RESIST THE URGE TO PLASTER RIDE STATS ALL OVER IT. LOGO -> TSHIRT -> ORDER. PLZ KD.