horrible ideas for attractions!

[harry580]

we've hadn't a thread line this... who can pitch the worst intentionally bad idea for a theme park attraction?

I'll start us off with...

the postman: the ride
a dark ride that based on Kevin Costner's 1997 film (and be faithful to the runtime of the film, the dark ride will last 50 minutes!

 

[ControlsEE]

A slow moving dental themed dark ride. Only scary if you haven't brushed your teeth.

Spoiler: Points

Points if you realize this was from Phineas and Ferb.

 

[warfelg]

A slow moving dental themed dark ride. Only scary if you haven't brushed your teeth.

My wife brushes her teeth 3 times a day her whole life (MIL is a dental assistant) and has had 6 cavities, 1 root canal, and 2 crowns.

I brush 1 time a day (every now and then I forget) and I’ve never had a cavity and only got my wisdom teeth removed to prep for braces.

 

[Great Adventurer]

I'll be bold and pitch a coaster idea here, with decent height and speed stats to boot.

This towering coaster offers a musical twist: As you strap in, you'll pick the song you want to hear above your own shrieks. Adrenaline pumping and music thumping, you'll climb toward the sky at a 90-degree angle and tackle the first ferocious drop. Topping out at 65 mph, this rip-roaring ride is a blast from beginning to end.

 

[harry580]

battlefield earth: the ride
complete with motion sickness caused by dutch tilts as seen in the film

 

[Thriller]

Any shooting and/or screen based ride with the exception of flying theater

 

[CoasterBroCam]

A dark ride which goes into a room, stops, and forces you to watch the entire Minecraft movie.

 

[ControlsEE]

A ride where you are stuck reading complaints about why someone's favorite ride is shut down and the park must be lying to us because of it.

 

[harry580]

a dark ride based on nickelodeon's mr meaty (get ready for more nightmare fuel than ghost trains)

 

[RollyCoaster]

Walmart shopping cart: The Ride

You take a journey in a Walmart shopping cart through the wonders of Kings Dominions parking lot.

 

[CoasterBroCam]

B&M Rattle: The Ride! A 10 across B&M wing coaster with lots of valleys and inversions. The vests are EXTRA tight, and the cars bounce and shake the ENTIRE ride.

 

[harry580]

a ride based on Freddy got fingered

 

[rollercoastercoaster]

I think this is the perfect time to show off a concept and image I made for reddit a while back: Tempes-two

Due to how iconic and popular the original Tempesto is, a second Tempesto shall be built on top of the original. This will necessitate the removal of Tempesto's ugly unpopular neighbor, Apollo's Chariot.

 

[RollyCoaster]

The worlds biggest flat ride!

 

[bill s]

A 90 MPH ride with on-ride audio.

Tear down Pantherian, build a box and move in Ragin' Cajun, call it Exterminator 305.

 

[harry580]

a motocoaster themed to: vanilla ice's cool as ice

 

[harry580]

a ride based on 1997's batman & robin...oh wait

 

[SweetBabyJames]

a ride based on 1997's batman & robin...oh wait
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You take that back! That ride was freaking legit... it just had some execution set backs that ultimately lead to its own execution.

 

[harry580]

You take that back! That ride was freaking legit... it just had some execution set backs that ultimately lead to its own execution.

I just joking

if you want a worst ride based on a worst dc comics movie

try Dwayne Johnson's Black Adam coaster where its just a stand up coaster because the hierarchy of power in the stand up coasters are about to change

 

[SweetBabyJames]

So picture this... take a knock off Chinese version of a zipper carnival ride, put half of it underwater and sell it to one of the former owners of the Action Park! I'm sure at least 1 person would ride it.