Ghost Town in the Sky for Sale (Again)

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The Quist

The Ghastly Grinner messed me UP as a kid
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My business plan for GTIS - Buy abandoned theme park. Don't fix anything. Advertise as legit "ghost town" theme park. Hire no actors. Charge $30 per person. Laugh all the way to the bank.

Anyone want to spot me $5.95 million?
 
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My business plan for GTIS - Buy abandoned theme park. Don't fix anything. Advertise as legit "ghost town" theme park. Hire no actors. Charge $30 per person. Laugh all the way to the bank.

Anyone want to spot me $5.95 million?

How about market it as a zombie/alien/whatever's popular encounter Charge $50
 
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The Quist

The Ghastly Grinner messed me UP as a kid
Sep 7, 2018
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I feel like the real reason this park is "cursed" is because there simply isn't much there. The rides are not unique and the experience (at least 20+ years ago) was cheesy, almost kitschy. Nostalgia would be the only reason most people would go in my opinion.

That said, having a theme park on top of a mountain only accessible by skilift, is both one of the best and worst ideas ever.
 
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