News Extraterrestrial Being Instructs Carowinds Break In

[Zachary]

[...]

Greene told investigators that she "heard voices from God telling her to go to the park," the report states.

"The voices that she thought were God, were actually extra-terrestrials, and that they wanted her to leave her body behind and come with them," deputies said Greene told them. "Greene said that she decided against that because she wanted to stay with her family."

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[Edited by Nicole]

 

[UncleDuncan]

Did she at least leave the window cracked?

 

[Jonquil]

Isn't it against the rules to mock religious beliefs and/or mental illness?

Forget it, Jonquil. It's ParkFans...

 

[Zachary]

If you really want to attempt to make a problem out of it, here's the rule:

Inappropriate content is prohibited, including but not limited to:

[...]

Racial, religious, cultural, sexual, physical, age-based, or any other form of intolerance

No intolerance was expressed.

 

[Jonquil]

I must respectfully disagree.

 

[Nicole]

Jonquil is right.

 

[Jonathan S]

Jonquil is right.

Uh oh Zachary, don't break your own rules now. Tch, tch, tch

But yea, Jonquil is right, by saying that they were crazy expresses intolerance.

 

[Jonquil]

/me sighs

I belive that my respectful disagreement was enough, JBusch16. I'm not trying to start anything.

 

[Jonathan S]

* Jonquil sighs

I belive that my respectful disagreement was enough, JBusch16. I'm not trying to start anything.

Sarcasm... -_-

You take stuff waay out of proportion... but that's none of my business.

-Meaning nevermind-

 

[netdvn]

If the aliens were smarter, they'd instruct her to go when the park was actually open. Preferably after Fury was finished.

 

[Party Rocker]

What is sad is the woman was the one hearing voices and the husband just went with it.

 

[b.mac]

There must be something about the moonshine down there, maybe I should try some.

 

[Thomas]

This is making me look forward to my Carowinds visit in March... I want to hear alien Jesus.

 

[mjm1ahoney3]

http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/File:Sandy's_Rocket_Gallery_(17).jpg

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[Thomas]

Do we all need a lesson in imbedding images?

 

[Jonquil]

That sort of attitude is not going to get you votes, Thomas.

 

[Thomas]

Fuck the votes, I already won because of political corruption.

 

[Ziva]

Mental illness isn't funny. Why is this thread still open?

 

[Zachary]

I'm no expert, but I'm guessing hard drugs, not mental illness.

 

[MAZ]

This^ Bath salts mixed with PCP can get you abducted by these alien gods.