Maybe he crashed his car into the gates at water country
After the accident, he exited the car hoping to find a Little Bopper. The Twist? It was a downright catastrophe.
Local news is reporting that along with his license plate, the ex-employee left this poem at the scene, hastily scrawled on a napkin:
Knowing that Meltdown is leaving
Really rustles my feathers no end.
I understand acreage is fleeting;
Then why tear apart a good friend?
There are other attractions to level!
Examples? I'll tell you of one:
Recliners of curious bevel, and
Kaiju of ponderous tongue.
Ostensible twin Cow-A-Bunga
Rates higher in every way,
Reaffirming through tube slide and speed boat
A hope for your kids' thrilling day. ...But...
Lamely, the muse of this story
Manages nothing of note:
Upsized kid slide too aggressive;
Shrunken tube float zone too rote.
Thus, some malicious compliance!
Destroy not the Meltdown attraction!
If teardowns be sense's defiance, let
Entry gates bear the subtraction!
Knowing that Meltdown is leaving
Really rustles my feathers no end.
I understand acreage is fleeting;
Then why tear apart a good friend?
There are other attractions to level!
Examples? I'll tell you of one:
Recliners of curious bevel, and
Kaiju of ponderous tongue.
Ostensible twin Cow-A-Bunga
Rates higher in every way,
Reaffirming through tube slide and speed boat
A hope for your kids' thrilling day. ...But...
Lamely, the muse of this story
Manages nothing of note:
Upsized kid slide too aggressive;
Shrunken tube float zone too rote.
Thus, some malicious compliance!
Destroy not the Meltdown attraction!
If teardowns be sense's defiance, let
Entry gates bear the subtraction!
@halfabee One thumb up is not enough for this beauty. You have brought tears to my eyes and a leap unto my heart that will get me through my day at work.
It was a test run of the robotic deer's mind control. After this success, they will now complete their plans to build a 315 foot tower in the Festa field. This will expand their mind control signal to world domination.