It’s ya boy Stoney back after another few years, and I’m coming to you live taking a dump in the Festhaus currently. The adderall, kratom and coffee I consumed on the way to the park really messed with my stomach, so I needed to find a restroom after my first ride.
Well, this is my first visit back to the park in quite a while and I’m blown away by how absolutely disgusting each bathroom I’ve stepped into has been. The first bathroom I stepped into was the one to the right of Tempesto… the first stall I peeked into had toilet paper seat covers piled on and what looked like a clogged toilet. The stall next to it had a stew of fresh diarrhea brewing in it, so I decided to try a different one.
Went to the one by the stage in Italy, same situation! I decided I’d have to try Festhaus since it’s the largest restroom, there had to be at least ONE clean stall. I kid you not I had to check 6 or 7 until I found one without a days worth of dried urine on the seat or clear doo doo stains all over the toilet.
The one I’m sitting on now still has some feces stains smeared on the stall wall, and two crusty toilet paper wads sitting on the dispenser… as if someone busted a nut while at the park! Idk if there’s genuinely a lack of custodial employees, low morale, or if I’m just used to being here on weekdays with less people to clean up after.
Well, this is my first visit back to the park in quite a while and I’m blown away by how absolutely disgusting each bathroom I’ve stepped into has been. The first bathroom I stepped into was the one to the right of Tempesto… the first stall I peeked into had toilet paper seat covers piled on and what looked like a clogged toilet. The stall next to it had a stew of fresh diarrhea brewing in it, so I decided to try a different one.
Went to the one by the stage in Italy, same situation! I decided I’d have to try Festhaus since it’s the largest restroom, there had to be at least ONE clean stall. I kid you not I had to check 6 or 7 until I found one without a days worth of dried urine on the seat or clear doo doo stains all over the toilet.
The one I’m sitting on now still has some feces stains smeared on the stall wall, and two crusty toilet paper wads sitting on the dispenser… as if someone busted a nut while at the park! Idk if there’s genuinely a lack of custodial employees, low morale, or if I’m just used to being here on weekdays with less people to clean up after.