How in God's name can he be like, "Oh, it's not scary, just mysterious"
The AI wants to murder you and absorb your brain now go get lost in the pitch black.
"Mysterious"
Golly. How easy would it be for the park to remove a maze and put something like this into Darkastle:
Seems like a no brainer.
Pictured below, I have an early stages layout I created for a Vekoma v2 Flying Coaster to replace DarKastle. While I would equally like to see a modern dark ride occupy the building, I am a huge fan of flying coasters and was drawn to this concept with the debut of F.L.Y. at Phantasialand in late 2020. I took a different approach to DarKastle replacement ideas by demolishing the entire site besides the standing theming tower and some queue near the entrance. The purpose was to pay homage to DarKastle as well as provide a great near-miss element during the first inversion of the ride over paths with the main flow of guest traffic.
Building the layout in NoLimits showed me this layout is about 3000 feet long and never breaks 60 feet tall. Starting with a loading station 20 feet below ground and a lift taking riders 60 feet above the ground, the curved drop goes into a ravine tributary of the Rhine creating an 80-foot drop. The drop goes under the existing pathway (which would now be a bridge or tunnel) heading up into a large corkscrew by the DarKastle tower. Flying over guest pathways with pops of airtime and other turns heads to a booster launch (also the storage transfer) parallel to the load/unload stations and brake run. An airtime hill and downward helix following the underground launch leads riders into another corkscrew over pathways. Series of turns lead riders into an upward helix as the ride's finale. The brake run and flying to sitting transition brings riders to the unload station where they exit with ride track surrounding them.
In essence, the ride would be very similar to F.L.Y. in terms of intensity and overall experience. At Busch Gardens, I'd place it between Loch Ness Monster and Verbolten in the lineup for perhaps younger guests feeling out more intense rides or trying out inversions for the first time. Lots of near-miss elements and theming surrounding the ride would be key to making this ride feel special and fitting for Busch Gardens. As I said, the concept is still in its infancy, so major theming props and buildings and paths haven't been completely thought out yet. As for theming, a quick thought ran through my head about theming the ride experience to a blimp/airship tour. They are a german flying machine invention after all. Much like Verbolten on the other side of Oktoberfest being a car tour, this could be like a blimp tour taking riders over the festivities of Oktoberfest (except it doesn't go wrong).
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Busch Gardens history museum
I love this idea, and it’s perfect for people like me who have a difficult time parting with beloved rides. I would’ve gotten over my frustration with BfE faster if I could have gone to see some remnants of Europe in the Air. It would also be cool to see artifacts from retired shows!Busch Gardens history museum. Walk through attractions are people eaters, and a good break from the heat without necessarily having to wait in a hot outdoor line.
I'm talking chronological order here, from discussing the Busch family at the time and plans and whatnot. Old ride vehicles can be displayed, awards, etc. A way to make things that would otherwise go in storage/boneyard into something interesting for people to look at. Pretty low cost to put up as well compared to a whole ride system. Wouldn't even need the whole building, could still route people for a HoS house or Santa's workshop through the rest of it. Ultimately it is still an ideally placed venue for a house / Santa's Workshop.
I feel like this is the exact audience it would pander to, since your average amusement park tourist doesn't want to see a museum anyway. Not like a serious idea, just thought it would be a cool thing for people like us who love the park, and it's a low cost thing for them to haveespecially for a locals/ member reliant park
Pictured below, I have an early stages layout I created for a Vekoma v2 Flying Coaster to replace DarKastle. While I would equally like to see a modern dark ride occupy the building, I am a huge fan of flying coasters and was drawn to this concept with the debut of F.L.Y. at Phantasialand in late 2020. I took a different approach to DarKastle replacement ideas by demolishing the entire site besides the standing theming tower and some queue near the entrance. The purpose was to pay homage to DarKastle as well as provide a great near-miss element during the first inversion of the ride over paths with the main flow of guest traffic.
Building the layout in NoLimits showed me this layout is about 3000 feet long and never breaks 60 feet tall. Starting with a loading station 20 feet below ground and a lift taking riders 60 feet above the ground, the curved drop goes into a ravine tributary of the Rhine creating an 80-foot drop. The drop goes under the existing pathway (which would now be a bridge or tunnel) heading up into a large corkscrew by the DarKastle tower. Flying over guest pathways with pops of airtime and other turns heads to a booster launch (also the storage transfer) parallel to the load/unload stations and brake run. An airtime hill and downward helix following the underground launch leads riders into another corkscrew over pathways. Series of turns lead riders into an upward helix as the ride's finale. The brake run and flying to sitting transition brings riders to the unload station where they exit with ride track surrounding them.
In essence, the ride would be very similar to F.L.Y. in terms of intensity and overall experience. At Busch Gardens, I'd place it between Loch Ness Monster and Verbolten in the lineup for perhaps younger guests feeling out more intense rides or trying out inversions for the first time. Lots of near-miss elements and theming surrounding the ride would be key to making this ride feel special and fitting for Busch Gardens. As I said, the concept is still in its infancy, so major theming props and buildings and paths haven't been completely thought out yet. As for theming, a quick thought ran through my head about theming the ride experience to a blimp/airship tour. They are a german flying machine invention after all. Much like Verbolten on the other side of Oktoberfest being a car tour, this could be like a blimp tour taking riders over the festivities of Oktoberfest (except it doesn't go wrong).
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