Kaiser: While Cont Vlad does not acknowledge authority, Count Vlad very excited for London Rocks! Expect experience unlike any other since this year Entwined. Count Vlad does suggest some sort of breathing mask for confetti, very difficult to remove paper from lungs.
King of Chicken: Count Vlad not know this Ming, Busch Gardens Texas close long ago. Outfit look okay, but not dark enough. My outfit tailored to say, "Count Vlad evil, but Count Vlad not cheap."
Why people think Leonard from GWAR? Yes, GWAR popular because local, not everybody with bad skin and wings from GWAR and that very judgmental. Leonard actually local radio DJ before horrible accident. He broke wings going down Vanishing Point and that why you see metal bar. Scott very kind to hire Leonard in such condition and even let Leonard dress up as Mr. Bowie from Labyrinths.
Count Vlad no eat pork, smoked turkey much better for count Vlad and doesn't run out.