Count Vlad Informing You

Count Vlad · Sep 10, 2013

Here Count Vlad talk about Howl-O-Scream, dining hall, and answer questions from adoring public.

Count Vlad feels Oktoberfest show is boring. Count Vlad spice show up next year!

chickenking · Sep 10, 2013

RE: This is Oktoberfest (1976 to 2011, 2013 to Present)

I shall see you soon Vlad. In Rhinefield.

Count Vlad · Sep 10, 2013

RE: This is Oktoberfest (1976 to 2011, 2013 to Present)

Good! I hope see all my fans there! Interactive pasta station quite superb.

chickenking · Sep 10, 2013

RE: This is Oktoberfest (1976 to 2011, 2013 to Present)

Now get some freakin' adult grilled cheese up in there yo!

Count Vlad · Sep 10, 2013

RE: This is Oktoberfest (1976 to 2011, 2013 to Present)

We had to cut sandwiches, cheese too expensive. Will make up by offering authentic beer, only $7 a bottle, just for you.

chickenking · Sep 10, 2013

RE: This is Oktoberfest (1976 to 2011, 2013 to Present)

I absolutely love your fabulous outfit. Who paid for it?

Jrbgwfan06 · Sep 10, 2013

RE: This is Oktoberfest (1976 to 2011, 2013 to Present)

Count Vlad why you hate TIO so much? I love it and so does practically everyone who's seen it, why can't you just leave it alone?

Count Vlad · Sep 10, 2013

King of Chicken: Scott pay for outfit, yes. Had you pay attention instead of tweeting, you would know this already, no?

Jrtweentyeight: Show take away from Entwined, much better show. Oktoberfest dull and boring.

chickenking · Sep 10, 2013

Lol. I think Ulrich is gonna kick yo @$$.

Have you ever ridden the SG cart, Vlad?

Count Vlad · Sep 10, 2013

Bah! Ulrich has nothing on Count Vlad! He only popular because he has way with ladies and has pet bug! This year, Count Vlad will have all ladies!

SG cart? Oh, golf car that had tinsel last month. No, Count Vlad never got to ride, park had to pawn for fog for machines.

Nicole · Sep 10, 2013

Ever open you computer and feel as if you have fallen down Alice's rabbit hole?

Pretzel Kaiser · Sep 10, 2013

Count Vlad, what do you think of London Rocks?

chickenking · Sep 10, 2013

So what can one expect from your feast Vlad? I look forward to meeting you.
By the way, are you related to Ming The Merciless?

Y'all seem to have the same fabulous tailor!!

Kitty · Sep 10, 2013

^ FLASH! A-ahhh

(Queen reference...for the "Queen".)

Count Vlad · Sep 10, 2013

Kaiser: While Cont Vlad does not acknowledge authority, Count Vlad very excited for London Rocks! Expect experience unlike any other since this year Entwined. Count Vlad does suggest some sort of breathing mask for confetti, very difficult to remove paper from lungs.

King of Chicken: Count Vlad not know this Ming, Busch Gardens Texas close long ago. Outfit look okay, but not dark enough. My outfit tailored to say, "Count Vlad evil, but Count Vlad not cheap."

BGW Family · Sep 10, 2013

Or, did he who shant be named pull it out of his closet and hand it to Vlad?

chickenking · Sep 10, 2013

What do you think of the Demon DJ, Count? He's from GWAR, right?

Have you ever tried a bacon-wrapped pork shank? I hear they are bangin'!!

Count Vlad · Sep 10, 2013

Why people think Leonard from GWAR? Yes, GWAR popular because local, not everybody with bad skin and wings from GWAR and that very judgmental. Leonard actually local radio DJ before horrible accident. He broke wings going down Vanishing Point and that why you see metal bar. Scott very kind to hire Leonard in such condition and even let Leonard dress up as Mr. Bowie from Labyrinths.

Count Vlad no eat pork, smoked turkey much better for count Vlad and doesn't run out.

chickenking · Sep 11, 2013

Am I the only one while reading Vlad's statements hearing a classic "Dracula" voice in my head? I love this thread! Thanks Count!!

Nora · Sep 11, 2013

No- I was doing the same thing CK.. except I ended all the phrases with "Ah ah ah ah!"