This is so ridiculous that it's actually kind of funny. I can't think of any reasonable way for this batty woman to win. Why was she or the crowd that trampled her running in the first place? Isn't it against park rules to run? If she or the crowd that trampled her had been following park rules, she wouldn't have fallen to begin with, right? Why should the park be responsible for people who don't follow park rules? I know it's not that simple. It's fair to say that the scare actor could have prompted people to run, but unless he specifically told them to run, it's still their own fault. Perhaps she should sue the people who trampled her, instead of the place where it took place?
Come to think of it, I got pushed over by some other students in gym class the other day, and it wouldn't have happened if the gym teachers didn't tell us to run. Maybe I should follow this lady's lead sue the school system?
This lady f*cking tripped for crying out loud. (The article says "trampled," but that is clear hyperbole for "tripped.) If she had fallen over at Walmart, would she be suing Walmart right now? Maybe she should sue God too, since he made gravity which caused her to fall!
I swear, it's one crazy society we live in. [/endrant]