Apple Zapple turned out to be so much more than a repaint. It was turned into what most people thought was impossible, the perfect narrative driven coaster experience.
Let's start with the queue because that's where the AZ experience starts. There is no physical queue any more and has been replaced with a virtual queue in the form of a plastic Apple. While you wait for your turn, you are invited to wait in a spacious climate controlled building. Here you have several options of entertainment while you wait. Browsing around the area, I noticed that guests had the chance to visit a dance club, a zen garden with licensed massage therapists, and a wine bar with a sommelier. Once it's your turn, the Apple opens up to show a small animatronic work which acknowledges your name and tells you it's time when you're done with your current activity.
The preshow was a tad long at five minutes, but it was worth it for what must have been a Kuebrik level tale. A family of Anthromorphic Raccoon Apple farmers as they deal with the modern industrial farming industry, the safety of GMOs, and the arrival of gentrification in Candy Apple Grove. This serves as the first act in what becomes a much more riveting narrative.
The layout of the ride has not been changed. However the track has been replaced with superconductor magnets which eliminate physical contact between the train car and the track. This allows the car to rotate 360 around the track. As you take the first corner, you are at a 90 degree angle and gain speed as you slip through the turns contrary to all known coasters that have ever existed. There are even times where you do a full corkscrew around the track.
The crazy part is actually when you're heading back into the station, you actually jump off the track over the station and back into the cycle again. You do this three more times facing various directions before returning to the station when the ride is over.
While all this is happening, the plot of the story is still happening all around you. Instead of just using projections or animatronics, a new form of augmented reality is used. The train beams lasers directly into the riders' eyes. Combined with head tracking and 3D sound, it appears as you are in the world with this family of raccoons. This follows through the final two acts before reaching the end. As you're waiting to be released a music number featuring Lin-Manuel Miranda plays all around you. Once you disembark, you are given a monogrammed hot towel and a bottle of water.
It might have been a silly name, but it makes sense once you've experienced the narrative. I feel bad for ever making fun of it now. In a million years I would have not expected a wild mouse to bring me to tears of joy after riding it. This was a brilliant move to hide the true nature of AZ and to tie TT into this. There is simply no way any other coaster can come close to this in our lifetime. I will now give myself a credit for all coasters. Not just all current coasters, but all defunct and future coasters as well because this is the pinnacle of anything mere men can accomplish.
10/10