[scroll down] Welcome to the Toys O’ The Leprechaun. We’ve got all manner of fanciful things inside. Look at you there on your hands and knees. Either way, we are glad to see ya. So enough! Up and away you go. (Trollish laughter) Well, aren’t you the cute one, now? Don’t be afraid. Come a little closer. Me bark’s worse than me bite. Mwhahahaha Quite a chip off the old block. See that hole in me side? That’s a knothole. Ah! You’re such a sap! Hey there! Watch your feet now! You’re stepping on me roots! It’s like no creature I’ve ever seen. What do you suppose it is? ... or a leprechaun maybe? Say now, what might your name be? Welcome now to the Toys O’ The Leprechaun. Ah, we have visitors. What?! You’ve never heard of talking trees before? There’s plenty of magical things going on, don’t you know?