The Great Severed Head Thread of 2014

Jonquil · (Latest Edit: 09/17/14 at 05:37pm by Jonquil.)

Since the Great Severed Head Crisis of 2014 seems to be expanding to ridiculous proportions, I believe that the debacle now deserves its very own thread. So let the heads roll!

Alternate thread title proposed by Pretzel Kaiser:

DECAPOCALYPSE 2014

**Zachary** · 09/17/14 at 05:08pm in The Great Severed Head Thread of 2014

More media coverage coming.

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Alpenscoot · 09/17/14 at 05:09pm in The Great Severed Head Thread of 2014

I am tired of parks overreacting about stuff such as Kings Dominion and the miners. Everything will offend someone, or remind someone of something. Being creepy and disturbing is the point of the event.

Jonquil · 09/17/14 at 05:26pm in The Great Severed Head Thread of 2014

The WAVY News story consisted of a self-righteous old man babbling about scary props not being in the "Halloween spirit" and a sensible old man saying that removing the props was silly. There was also a reporter standing on the roadside near the park and a bunch of file tape of Howl-O-Scream.

In other words, standard television news.

**Nicole** · 09/17/14 at 05:27pm in The Great Severed Head Thread of 2014

(09/17/14 05:26pm)Jonquil Wrote: In other words, standard local television news.

Fixed that for you.

Jonquil · 09/17/14 at 05:29pm in The Great Severed Head Thread of 2014

^ Eh. National news just has better roads to stand beside and old men with titles doing the babbling.

**Nicole** · 09/17/14 at 05:30pm in The Great Severed Head Thread of 2014

Can I just say how happy it makes me when two of my favorite things -- international politics and theme parks -- collide? Plus, we have the added bonus of rampant political correctness and stupidity. It is a great day to be alive!

Pretzel Kaiser · 09/17/14 at 05:32pm in The Great Severed Head Thread of 2014

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**Nicole** · 09/17/14 at 05:36pm in The Great Severed Head Thread of 2014

(09/17/14 05:33pm)BGWScream Wrote:
(09/17/14 05:26pm)Nicole Wrote: One was glad they removed them, because that is what the public wants. The other didn't see the correlation between HOS and terrorists on the Middle East.

At least their were different views.

Yes. One of each. Journalism. Or something.

David · (Latest Edit: 09/17/14 at 05:41pm by David.)

I just want to say, I am in full support of head. Head is always needed.

*For a proper HOS event

Jonquil · 09/17/14 at 05:41pm in The Great Severed Head Thread of 2014

Summary of this whole event:

You won't get head if you go to Busch Gardens.

BGWScream · 09/17/14 at 05:42pm in The Great Severed Head Thread of 2014

What was the deal with the mining maze at KD last year?

Jonquil · (Latest Edit: 09/17/14 at 05:45pm by Jonquil.)

^ Because people are sometimes killed in mines and KD had a mining-themed maze so OUTRAGE!

Joe · (Latest Edit: 09/17/14 at 05:46pm by Joe.)

(09/17/14 05:42pm)BGWScream Wrote: What was the deal with the mining maze at KD last year?

Families of miners who had never even visited the park found the description of their "Miner's Revenge" maze offensive, garnering enough steam to get it removed. All because people die in mines and KD had a haunted mine.

MrLaptop · 09/17/14 at 05:45pm in The Great Severed Head Thread of 2014

Let's all email the staff telling them to line the entrance with heads.

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