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07/09/14 at 12:46pm in Merchandise
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I looked into it, and you can still purchase this online. You buy it online and print off the voucher and show it to the attendants at the register and they will go back and get your collectors set.

Derek told me that if they still had some left after Memorial Day, then they would consider selling them in-stores instead of online only. I'm not sure if this is the case, but you can buy online and find out.

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04/01/16 at 07:36pm in Merchandise (Latest Edit: 04/01/16 at 07:39pm by Pretzel Kaiser.)
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(I have to first mention that these are unfortunately not April Fools jokes.)

It's been a while, but I'm here to present more weird shit KD sells.


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The grotesque display you see above are bats and various insects in resin.  Insects are one thing, but bats are fucking mammals.  I have no idea what species of bat they are, so there's no way of knowing if they're endangered or not, but bats are super important to healthy ecosystems and are currently under threat of total wipe out due to a severe fungal infection.  I'm going to ask some bat conservation groups about this.  

Sorry for getting serious about this, but this made me sick.  Now for something completely different.

Have you had a bad batch of boardwalk Fries? Ride Hurler too many times?  Sunburn? Vomiting because you got too close to Lake Charles?  What about all these at once?  Well you're in luck!  KD is offering something to help you out.


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04/01/16 at 07:44pm in Merchandise
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The dead bats are seriously offensive. Also, incomprehensible at an amusement park.

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04/01/16 at 07:44pm in Merchandise
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(04/01/16 07:44pm)Nicole Wrote:  Also, incomprehensible at an amusement park.

Much like healing stones...

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04/01/16 at 08:19pm in Merchandise
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The dead bats are disgusting and frankly disturbing. I have to say whoever is in charge of merc at KD is, bat shit crazy. (see what I did there?)

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04/01/16 at 09:09pm in Merchandise
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Oh, that merch in the Emporium is nothing compared to THESE atrocities. Like seriously... WTF?

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04/01/16 at 10:34pm in Merchandise
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So glad that charm school payed off!

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04/02/16 at 06:32am in Merchandise
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(04/01/16 09:09pm)Joe Wrote:  Oh, that merch in the Emporium is nothing compared to THESE atrocities. Like seriously... WTF?

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I wonder from which trailer park Kings Dominion choose their head of Merchandising? In the early years, KD had much higher quality merchandise chosen with a more "discerning" eye. Undecided

I am curious as to what volume of merchandise Kings Dominion sells each season, (or any Cedar Fair park for that matter). Even with its high markup, I sometimes ponder if the merchandise department sells enough volume to really make that much profit each year. Most folks I see carrying a merchandise bag are parents with small kids; with a few teens here and there. For myself, I have not bought non-food merchandise item since the 1980's (KD or BGW for that matter).
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08/16/17 at 03:06pm in Merchandise
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08/16/17 at 03:20pm in Merchandise
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08/20/17 at 11:50pm in Merchandise (Latest Edit: 08/20/17 at 11:56pm by jornor.)
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Anybody know if KD sells enamel pins anywhere? Haven't visited in at least 4 years. Going probably by the end of September. I know they used to. Also I know they had a "RIP Shockwave" pin. Is that still available or gone? If anyone has an extra, I'd gladly buy it.
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08/21/17 at 09:02am in Merchandise
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They have a few. The front of the park has them.
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08/21/17 at 10:56am in Merchandise
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(08/21/17 09:02am)Pretzel Kaiser Wrote:  They have a few.  The front of the park has them.

Wow, thanks so much! Will scope that area out first on our trip
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10/02/17 at 01:08pm in Merchandise
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(08/21/17 09:02am)Pretzel Kaiser Wrote:  They have a few.  The front of the park has them.

After having the supervisor check the back of the store, he managed to find some hidden in a box like 7 hours later. Thanks so much for the tip! Got mine last night as the park was closing!
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